83: Crest With Sparkles
Family drama, celebrities in trouble, a heart attack scare. Police are being erased from tv, company branding is getting a much needed makeover and a ...
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Childhood best friends, Pata Fria and Crystal share the dysfunction in their lives, sexual knowledge, and outrageous personal views on current events. Nothing is off limits, and everything is funny.
82: She Ate The Carpet
We’re back after a break, discussing some of what’s going on in the world. The importance of always speaking up, in the RIGHT way. Problematic family ...
81: Bitch, She's On TikTok
It’s been a long hot week and we’re still under quarantine. Sometimes “friends” can be weird. Please practice some online etiquette, Crystal is now of...
80: Is Lucy Missing Money?
Happy Birthday Malcolm X and Pata Fria. Dottie is on her way out, a new animal is on the scene and pelvic pain is the worst. Find out if Crystal is un...
79: My Tits Were My Best Personality Trait
We're back again wishing Stevie Wonder and Dottie a happy birthday. Crystal's animal rescue foundation has re-homed all the kittens as she continues w...
78: Your Butthole Is Not For Vengeance
We're back from a break because let's face it, sometimes life takes over. Cinco de Mayo is for drinking, we visit lots of weird news, and why were all...
77: Hit It With Something Wet
Our brains are getting bored and we’re all dreamers. Home school is stressful. Health over capitalism. Must see show/film recommendations. Frankenstei...
76: Mom’s New Sex Toy
Same old shit, different day. Crystal and Pata Fria handled a joint dog catching assignment. Happy Birthday to Crystal’s mom Charlene. Pata Fria is d...
75: Sobriety Swim Test
Lonely days, disturbing dreams, some family dysfunction, sassy tones and lots of tv xo Betterhelp.com/Hello
74: I LOVE sex
Keeping in touch with you guys during the social distancing. This week we discuss lucid dreams, a new baby, ridiculous dads, investigating your partne...