Bring on all the "trashy tv." Analesa, on one hand, hates everything about it, to its core, but Cassie can't get enough. Honestly though what is the point of reality television? We basically decided that it's so that the Kim K's of the world can become famous for being famous. HOLLA! Cover art by Keifer Crownover www.instagram.com/ihatemyvoicepod www.patreon.com/ihatemyvoice ihatemyvoicepodcast@gmail.com Charity Info: www.dressforsuccess.org

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Episode 16: You're Doing Great Sweetie

What is the deal with that awkward how to make friends or how to make a girlfriend/boyfriend happen? How do you make friends as an adult? Honestly, we don't know. Relationships are very awkward. We have special guest to fill us in on all the experiences he's had. Cover art by Keifer Crownover www.instagram.com/ihatemyvoicepod www.patreon.com/ihatemyvoice ihatemyvoicepodcast@gmail.com Charity Info: https://www.merryheartchildrenscamp.org/

Episode 15: Sometimes Tinder Dates Last 8 Hours

WHAT IS VALENTINES DAY EVEN? Did you know that it started as a religious holiday in the 5th century? Now it's just cards, sadness, and broken noses because of blow jobs? Here is what valentines day means to us. Have day to you all! Cover art by Keifer Crownover www.instagram.com/ihatemyvoicepod www.patreon.com/ihatemyvoice ihatemyvoicepodcast@gmail.com Charity Info: https://giving.cincinnatichildrens.org/send-a-valentine

Episode 14: It's Not Delivery Its DeValentines Day

GUYS CULTS STILL EXIST! We are talking about Scientology and the FLDS this week. We can't wait to be suppressive people. Let's do it! We can't say that Scientology won't stalk you if you end up listening to this but like let's rise up and maybe stop all the bullshits cults do? K cool sounds good, talk to you later. Cover art by Keifer Crownover www.instagram.com/ihatemyvoicepod www.patreon.com/ihatemyvoice ihatemyvoicepodcast@gmail.com Charity Info: http://holdingouthelp.org/ GO DONATE OR WATCH THE SHOW ON A&E, "Escaping Polygamy"

Episode 13: It's Basically Just American Buddhism

Remember when you used to cry and throw things for no reason? No, it was not the devil inside you (though it felt like that), it was a little thing we call puberty. This week we shout out to all those awkward moments, before bras, after bras, and yeah boys we don't forget about you and those "wild boners". Puberty literally sucked so bad but we're here for you, let's laugh at the suckiness and then celebrate that we survived! Cover art by Keifer Crownover www.instagram.com/ihatemyvoicepod www.patreon.com/ihatemyvoice ihatemyvoicepodcast@gmail.com Here is where to find the community Salt Water-- Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/findyourharbor/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/FindYourHarbor/ Website: https://findyourharbor.com/

Episode 12: Despite Popular Opinion Girls Who Wear Tampons Are Not Sluts

Driving doesn't suck. Other drivers driving their cars suck. Honestly, though they probably hate us as much as we hate them. Isn't that the whole deal with road rage? Well, you're in luck because you can find out all about those stupid things in this episode. P.S. Sorry we're always late. We'll figure it out eventually. Maybe. Cover art by Keifer Crownover www.instagram.com/ihatemyvoicepod www.patreon.com/ihatemyvoice ihatemyvoicepodcast@gmail.com DONATE TO THIS PLACE! SAVE THE SHARKS @ http://wildaid.org/sharks

Episode 11 : If I Were You I Wouldn't Buy a Blue BMW

We hate you social media, but we also love the way you fill our empty time up. We love the way you make avoiding eye contact so much more natural but we hate the way that couples post about their undying love for one another on you. 2018 will hopefully mean a better Facebook for all of us. We're counting on you, Mark. Don't let us down! Cover art by Keifer Crownover www.instagram.com/ihatemyvoicepod www.patreon.com/ihatemyvoice ihatemyvoicepodcast@gmail.com

Episode 10: Too Much Ignorism On Social Media

ARE THEY EVEN REAL? Conspiracy theories might be Analesa's favorite party topic, but Cassie hates talking about them. What do you think about them? Cover art by Keifer Crownover www.instagram.com/ihatemyvoicepod www.patreon.com/ihatemyvoice

Episode 9: Just Google the Opposite Thing

Who doesn't know a boy who sucks at least a little bit, if not a lot? This weeks episode is just sharing in the agony that is living with boys, dating boys, being friends with boys, and honestly just dealing with boys. Even Dot hates boys. That means everything. Cover art by Keifer Crownover www.instagram.com/ihatemyvoicepod www.patreon.com/ihatemyvoice

Episode 8: Don't Pour Blue Vodka On Girls Heads Plz

Sometimes you just have to accept the fact that people who write movies want to see you suffer. Sometimes you have to cry loudly in movies and sometimes you have to cry on an airplane while watching a sad movie. Shit happens okay? Cover art by Keifer Crownover www.instagram.com/ihatemyvoicepod www.patreon.com/ihatemyvoice

Episode 7: My Sister's Keeper Wrecked Me

We all have those chores that we hate doing right? I think that most people can say that going to the grocery store is the worst of the worst. WHY DOES EVERYONE WHO SHOPS AT TRADER JOES SUCK SO HARD? WE ARE LOCAL GROCERY STORES SO EXPENSIVE BUT FILLED WITH HAPPY AND HELPFUL PEOPLE! Here's the thing. Don't be a Susan at Safeway. Be a 17 year old tall over-enthused employee and it might just work out. Cover art by Keifer Crownover www.instagram.com/ihatemyvoicepod www.patreon.com/ihatemyvoicepod

Episode 6: A 17 year old clerk, a short blonde girl and a box of cereal

Here is the thing. Just stop. If you're sitting here complaining about bullshiz like that then we probably won't be super good friends. Even our best of friends can complain about stupid things like this. On this weeks episode, Cassie and Analesa complain about people who complain about being single. Go on Tinder and stop talking about it so much. Cover art by Keifer Crownover www.instagram.com/ihatemyvoicepod www.patreon.com/ihatemyvoicepod