America welcomes its 46th President just as the 1776 Commission tries to turn back the clock two hundred and fifty years, and Vladimir Putin seeks to crush all opposition. In this episode our perpetually disposable correspondent Rob Mulholland looks forward to a Biden presidency, Che Burnley has a thing or two to say about whitewashing history and our Russian reporter Alexander Notabot tries to wash away Alexei Navalny's sins.Written and produced by Sam GoreI See News theme by Eddie FrenchGraphic design by Chumchi.com‘Soviet March’ is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License by Shane Ivers of silvermansound.com.  ‘Portland celebrates Joe Biden’ by Tim Kahn: https://freesound.org/people/tim.kahn/Support the show (http://www.patreon.com/ISeeYouStories)

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Season 3 Episode 3: Hey Joe, Bye Don

Republicans start to turn on Donald Trump, Britain suffers its worst week of the pandemic yet and the nation's vulnerable kids get their lunch money stolen by a bunch of Dickensian psychopaths.In this episode Sam speaks to a Trump loyalist who sounds eerily familiar, Tom King asks who's to blame for the current state of the pandemic in Britain and Jade Fearnley travels the multiverse in search of a compromise between human kindness and private profiteering.Bumbly March by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/3463-bumbly-marchLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license  Nu Flute by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/4149-nu-fluteLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-licenseSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/ISeeYouStories)

Season 3 Episode 2: A Beautiful Phone Call

There's serious unrest over in the United States, England finds itself plunged into a third national lockdown and 2021 in general is off to a flying start.In this episode Danny Sutcliffe does his best to renounce his loyalty to a disgraced Donald Trump, Allyson June Smith travels the multiverse in search of a teacher who can keep up with the government's decision making and the network's new intern David Stanier tries to lighten the national mood a bit.Written and produced by Sam GoreI See News theme by Eddie FrenchGraphic design by Chumchi.comHappy Ukulele Children Party by MusicLFilesLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/6302-happy-ukulele-children-partyLicense: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license‘Protest Ambience’ by https://freesound.org/people/tim.kahn/‘Children’s Classroom’ by https://freesound.org/people/abcopen/ ‘Vacuum Cleaner A’ and ‘Toilet Flushing’ by https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/   Support the show (http://www.patreon.com/ISeeYouStories)

Season 3 Episode 1: A Coup D'Twats

Here's a collection of our favourite sketches from Season 2 of I See News featuring all of your favourite correspondents. We'll back with the start of Season 3 next week!Written and produced by Sam GoreI See News theme by Eddie FrenchGraphic design by Chumchi.comMarch of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/4021-march-of-the-spoonsLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Nu Flute by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/4149-nu-fluteLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Support the show (http://www.patreon.com/ISeeYouStories)

The Best of Season 2

Merry Christmas everyone! Join everyone at the network for a festive special, where each of our correspondents shares their hopes and dreams for the year ahead.This episode marks the end of Season 2. We'll be back with a Greatest Hits of the season next week, before returning in the new year with the start of Season 3. Thanks for all of your support this year and happy holidays!Written and produced by Sam GoreI See News theme by Eddie FrenchGraphic design by Chumchi.comIt's Christmas Time 2 by Frank SchröterLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/7189-it-s-christmas-time-2License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license ‘Dogs Barking’ by https://freesound.org/people/LeandiViljoen/ ‘Mechanical Keyboard Typing’ by https://freesound.org/people/GeorgeHopkins/Support the show (http://www.patreon.com/ISeeYouStories)

Season 2 Episode 12: A Boxing Day Special

The trade deal with the EU still isn't sorted, the government backtracks on its own advice for the holiday period and all is not well in China. In this episode we bring back Fighting Talk for some spirited debate over the trade negotiations, Tom King travels the multiverse in search of his favourite Christmas characters and Danny Sutcliffe goes undercover with little success in Xinjiang Province.Written and produced by Sam GoreI See News theme by Eddie FrenchGraphic design by Chumchi.comRock Guitar Intro 02 by TaigaSoundProdLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/6699-rock-guitar-intro-02License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Christmas Theme 3 by Alexander NakaradaLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/4776-christmas-theme-3License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license Support the show (http://www.patreon.com/ISeeYouStories)

Season 2 Episode 11: The Muppet's Christmas Shambles

Britain appears to be hurtling towards a no-deal exit from its relationship with the EU, the first vaccinations in the world take place right here in the UK and free speech is once again up for debate in one of the country's top universities.In this episode our Conservative correspondent Sebastian Forelock attempts to salvage the Prime Minister's credibility and he suffers a tremendous personal loss as a result. Rob Mulholland travels the multiverse to try and allay any safety fears about the vaccination program, and our resident freeze peach enthusiast Danny Sutcliffe won't let facts get in the way of his opinions.Written and produced by Sam GoreI See News theme by Eddie FrenchGraphic design by Chumchi.comMarch of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/4021-march-of-the-spoonsLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/‘Opening and Shutting Doors’ by https://freesound.org/people/JakLocke/‘Neck Bone Snap’ by https://freesound.org/people/Clearwavsound/‘Hospital Waiting Room Ambience’ by https://freesound.org/people/180149/  Support the show (http://www.patreon.com/ISeeYouStories)

Season 2 Episode 10: No Deals Please, We're British

The Pfizer vaccine is approved for use in the UK and some of our politicians get downright giddy about it, Laurence Fox pipes up again, and I See News attempts to brush an awkward workplace controversy under the carpet.In this episode Allyson June Smith is less than impressed by the antics of Matt Hancock and Gavin Williamson, Tom King spends time with some distinctly obnoxious dinner party guests and the network welcomes back its demonic correspondent Red Redmond, who’s just been cleared of all wrongdoing in a workplace bullying inquiry.Written and produced by Sam GoreI See News theme by Eddie FrenchGraphic design by Chumchi.com ‘Spoon Clatter’ by https://freesound.org/people/chemicalcrux/ ‘Baby Laughing’ by https://freesound.org/people/andreaskg/Support the show (http://www.patreon.com/ISeeYouStories)

Season 2 Episode 9: Compliance is Science

England prepares to leave lockdown behind and slip into something equally uncomfortable, the Chancellor sets out his spending plans for the next twelve months and Donald Trump sits behind a tiny desk and has a massive tantrum.In this episode Danny Sutcliffe develops a new coping strategy for Manchester's return to Tier 3, everyday average woman with a heart of gold Jade Fearnley drools over Rishi Sunak and Tom King takes the red pill and falls down the rabbit hole of Donald Trump's wild conspiracy theories.Written and produced by Sam GoreI See News theme by Eddie FrenchGraphic design by Chumchi.com Advertise Your Business  by Rafael KruxLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Nu Flute by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/4149-nu-fluteLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/‘Ominous Tone’ by https://freesound.org/people/mderr/Support the show (http://www.patreon.com/ISeeYouStories)

Season 2 Episode 8: Oh Tier Me

Following the fallout of the investigation into Priti Patel's conduct and Boris Johnson's latest attempt to dodge all responsibility, The Tories appear determined to re-invent themselves as just as mean and useless as they were before. There's also some actual good news for once, and the family in a Christmas TV advert gets a few people hot under the collars of their brownshirts.In this episode our Conservative correspondent Sebastian Forelock insists the post-Cummings 'great reset' is going just fine, Rob Mulholland travels the multiverse in search of an effective vaccine and Danny Sutcliffe starts feeling the festive spirit.Written and produced by Sam GoreI See News theme by Eddie FrenchGraphic design by Chumchi.comWe Wish you a Merry Christmas by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/4612-we-wish-you-a-merry-christmasLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/  We Wish You A Merry Christmas by Alexander NakaradaLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/5502-we-wish-you-a-merry-christmasLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/4021-march-of-the-spoonsLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ ‘Ringing Call Tone Uk’ by https://freesound.org/people/ukjoncollins/ ‘Locking and Unlocking Guitar Box Locks’ by https://freesound.org/people/15050_Francois/  ‘Metal Pan Crashes’ by https://freesound.org/people/nothayama/Support the show (http://www.patreon.com/ISeeYouStories)

Season 2 Episode 7: A Hostile Shirkplace Environment

After a spectacular end of week kerfuffle Dominic Cummings packs up his box and buggers off, Pfizer announce the success of their Coronavirus vaccine in widespread trials, Boris Johnson u-turns on free school meals and Trump continues to scream and scream until democracy is sick. In this episode Sam frantically scrambles to react to the news of Dominic Cummings' departure, the network tries a new debate format, Tom King travels to a parallel world where politics is a true spectator sport and Che Burnley looks at what a Biden presidency might mean for Brexit.Written and produced by Sam GoreI See News theme by Eddie FrenchGraphic design by Chumchi.comThe Lament Piano Solo by MusicLFilesLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/6231-the-lament-piano-soloLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/Rock Guitar Intro 02 by TaigaSoundProdLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/6699-rock-guitar-intro-02License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/‘Soccer Crowd’ by https://freesound.org/people/tim.kahn/Support the show (http://www.patreon.com/ISeeYouStories)

Season 2 Episode 6: Cummings, Goings, Gone!

Hi everyone! Unfortunately after a bit of a scheduling problem I'm still waiting on audio for one of the sketches in this week's show. As a result this is a bit of a placeholder edit for now; it's just got the two sketches in it and I'll be replacing it with the final edit as soon as I can. Sorry about that, but hopefully you'll still be able to enjoy this first draft for now.It's election results day! Just like here in the UK it looks like the predicted grades were far better than what we actually got. Joe Biden just about squeaks a victory over Donald Trump despite his protestations, England enters its second national lockdown and Nigel Farage announces he'll be rebranding and relaunching the Brexit Party as something new but equally egomaniacal. In this episode Danny Sutcliffe visits the parallel world that exists only in Donald Trump's head, Tom King dissects the new lockdown measures and everyday average woman with a heart of gold Jade Fearnley goes in search of her hero Nigel Farage.Written and produced by Sam GoreI See News theme by Eddie FrenchGraphic design by Chumchi.com‘Aperitif Chatter’ by https://freesound.org/people/soundslikewillem/Support the show (http://www.patreon.com/ISeeYouStories)

Season 2 Episode 5: Well Thank F*** For That

The EHRC publishes its report into antisemitism within the Labour Party, the USA gears up for a deeply contentious presidential election and the Tories keep the lid of the nation's lunchbox clamped tightly shut. In this episode Rob Mulholland is determined to address Labour's woes without even mentioning Israel, Allyson June Smith prepares for November 3rd and our Conservative correspondent Sebastian Forelock has to seek shelter after suffering some serious hurty feelings.Written by Sam GoreProduced by Sam GoreI See News theme by Eddie FrenchGraphic design by ChumChi.com March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/4021-march-of-the-spoonsLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/‘Charging Power’ by https://freesound.org/people/JavierZumer/‘Generator’ by https://freesound.org/people/ScottHurly/‘Breaking Down Door’ by https://freesound.org/people/DBKEEBLER/Support the show (http://www.patreon.com/ISeeYouStories)

Season 2 Episode 4: Ooooooh Dear, Jeremy Corbyn

Westminster and Manchester fail to see eye to eye, Hunter Biden finds himself the focus of the President's conspiracy theories and Kemi Badenoch thinks the UK's education system doesn't need decolonising, thank you very much. In this episode Danny Sutcliffe tries to recoup that five million pound gap in Manchester's Tier 3 funding, our Russian correspondent Alexander Notabot isn't best impressed with Rudy Giuliani's laptop story and Che Burnley's got an axe to grind with the Women and Equalities Minister.Written by Sam Gore and Andy WhiteProduced by Sam GoreI See News theme by Eddie FrenchGraphic design by ChumChi.com‘Soviet March’ is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License by Shane Ivers of silvermansound.com.‘Glass, Multiple Slices Smashing on Floor’ by https://freesound.org/people/TheSoundcatcher/‘Glass Breaking Experiment’ by https://freesound.org/people/P.Jezisek/ ‘House Alarm’ by https://freesound.org/people/acclivity/Support the show (http://www.patreon.com/ISeeYouStories)

Season 2 Episode 3: The Mancunian Candidate

It's time for some top-tier podcasting! In this episode Tom King looks at the new lockdown alert system currently causing havoc for the government, our resident naturalist David Shattanbugger travels the multiverse in search of a parallel world where capitalism has been taken out of humanity's hands, and Sam struggles to regain control of the show from Fatima's relentless cyber-attacks.Written and produced by Sam GoreI See News main theme by Eddie FrenchGraphic design by Chumchi.comEvil March by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/3724-evil-marchLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ Bumbly March by Kevin MacLeodLink: https://filmmusic.io/song/3463-bumbly-marchLicense: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/"Door, Front, Opening, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org‘Down Town Street Ambience’ by https://freesound.org/people/klankbeeld/ ‘Donkey Braying’ by https://freesound.org/people/LeandiViljoen/ ‘Baby Dragon Sounds’ by https://freesound.org/people/SonzaW/ ‘Running Through Grass’ by https://freesound.org/people/Slave2theLight/ ‘Mouse Squeaking’ by https://freesound.org/people/Nakhas/ "White Noise, Low Colour, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.orgSupport the show (http://www.patreon.com/ISeeYouStories)

Season 2 Episode 2: Tiers of a C***

I See News is a brand new, cutting-edge news show from stand up comedian Sam Gore, creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest weekly satire column. Sick of one-dimensional media coverage? The reporters at I See News have access to every parallel world going, pulling in insights and stories from the alternative timelines where anything can happen.

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