It’s a special episode this week as it’s the start of IRL’s MATERNITY LEAVE. But before we go, we’ve got four new totally horrendous and ridiculous stories – and two old favourites to celebrate.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

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Episode 133: Love conkers all, serially good wallpaper and some old faves

No, this episode is not a Keith Lemon tribute – it’s waaaay more gross than that. Yep.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Episode 133: A knicker-loving pussy, googly eyes and celebrity juice…

What’s the spunkin ghoooooost? Is it something really cryptic and a funny play on words? Absolutely not, friends.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Episode 132: Spunkin’ ghooooost, baby trouble and writing in plain sight

If you wanted to steal a load of gold, what would you do? Well, let’s just say, after weeks of waiting, we’ve finally got an UP THE BUM story.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Episode 131: Hamster havoc, a ghost baby and a naughty gold finger-er

There’s plenty of nudity in this week’s episode… and two animals, who – while one may appear cuddly – are APPARENTLY, just as terrifying (they’re not really, squirrel guy needs to calm down).Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Episode 130: Ear Ear Mr Spider, a busy bush and beware the iced gems

Never work with kids, animals or grandads the saying goes – so we’ve shoved all of them into this week’s episode. Of course.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Episode 129: Shark baby, passport phot-no, and soft play slurs

Even the title this week, when made ‘safe’ for publishing, sounds really bloody gross doesn’t it? Soooooooorry. You’ll enjoy it though, we PROMISE (ok, we think you will).Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Episode 128: Donkey Schlong, lady beer and an eye-worm

Is this episode super-phallic? Why yes, it is. So get stuck in…Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Episode 127: Black pudding, a ruptured airway and a HARD burial

There’s a lot of rude stuff in this week’s show – it’s ideal for six-year-old boys, which is, of course, our ideal level.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Episode 126: A real Kinder Surprise, ghostwatcher todger and a pee-gasm

What WOULD happen if a wrapped hot dog flew at your face at a million miles an hour? Well, seeing as you asked, we’ll tell you, in this here episode.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Episode 125: Hot DAWG!, a sore throat and ponying about

Sadly, no toffee crisp free with this episode, just loads of laughs. That’s better right?Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Episode 124: Brooklyn Beck-sham, stock shock and a toffee crisp

You know what’s easy as 1-2-3? Finding loads of weirdos to feature on this show. Oh, and if you’re home alone this weekend, maybe don’t listen to the last creeeeeeepy story.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Episode 123: Obscene aubergine, ferris wheel fail and PEEPIN’!

SQUID MOUTH. Squid. Mouth. Sure you might not know all the details, but you know it's gonna be gross. But guess what? That's not even the most gross thing on today's show.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Episode 122: Squid mouth, potato bath and plane stinky

Something in this episode makes Rhiannon laugh so much she cries… and it doesn’t even involve tha peen. True story. So listen up… don’t worry, there is some gross stuff too.Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Episode 121: Artisan Dwarf Cabbage, the magic pen of sex and a zombie alert

Some deep questions in this week's episode... like, 'If you were to use a vegetable as contraception, which vegetable would you use?' And also, why is it ok for vapers to BLOW THEIR BUBBLEGUM FLAVOUR AIR INTO OUR FACES???Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast.Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram.LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

Episode 120: Potat-oh-NO, kids swing and vape japes

Affairs with family members, naughty grannies, people who marry inanimate objects – Anna and Rhiannon talk you through the best Real Life Stories of the week