Steve and Alison talk about excess pants and trips to the aquarium.

Steve and Alison talk about dogs, cats ant farts. Also joined by a semi-special guest.

Alison spreads Christmas cheer, Steve spreads offensive stereotypes.

Steve and Alison repeat the plot of another popular television show.

Alison is a mess. Steve judges.

Steve buys a house and launches a website. Alison does neither of those things. New! Send your fan mail to: Shoebox Show, Care of Alison Agosti 7110 A...

Steve and Alison make more noises than usual.

We’re really, really sorry.

Steve and Alison discuss A-list hotties, getting their shit together, and the hero’s journey.

Alison updates on her cell phone ticket, Steve can’t mime. Also: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ALISON!