Volume – by Brian Luff
The most powerful PA system on the planet, Near as damn it, Belonged to the Pink Floyd and the hairy roadies they employed… http://traffic.libsyn.com/...
Luff on Mars
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Luff on Mars is the poetry podcast of London-based writer and performer Brian Luff, who has written comedy for Channel 4, Channel 5 and ITV. Brian is a former web editor at the BBC, a specialist in digital content and an occasional visiting lecturer in comedy writing at Bournemouth University.
The day the Sun exploded – by Brian Luff
We didn’t go down the Kings Head, The day the Sun exploded. We got a take-away instead, The day the Sun exploded… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury...
I took a stand – Brian Luff
I took a stand. I took it from a junk shop in Caledonian Road. I should have paid for it I know but it would probably not have sold… http://traffic.li...
Speed bumps are destroying my car – by Brian Luff
All four tyres have sustained major damage, The suspension’s now well below par. Every half concealed hump is attacking my sump. Speed bumps are destr...
Shard – by Brian Luff
There’s a game that I play with my partner, In fall, summer, winter and spring. When the Shard is on screen, we get ready to scream, And we call out t...
I had Satan tattooed on my face – by Brian Luff
I had Satan tattooed on my face, A magnificent creation. Now I cannot get a job, Which is plain discrimination… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/s...
There’s a racehorse living in the flat upstairs – by Brian Luff
There’s a racehorse living in the flat upstairs, An odd place for a horse to dwell. It’s a quadrupod, and it’s fully shod, And it’s a living hell… htt...
Theresa May is addicted to QVC – by Brian Luff
It’s threatening a smooth Brexit, And it first came to light when A hundred jiffy bags a day Were being delivered to Number 10… http://traffic.libsyn....
I’ve just been run over by a woman with a pram – by Brian Luff
I flew into the air And landed with a nasty crack. But it was a hit and run, And the pram did not look back… http://traffic.libsyn.com/bloomsbury/pram...
The power of words – by Brian Luff
Words are a type of fossil fuel, That’s found in seams and veins. Words are made of carbon, And are ancient trees’ remains… http://traffic.libsyn.com/...