This special episode comes live to you from the London Podcast Festival, where we entirely failed to feature in any of any “must-see” guides, but we DID share a dressing room with Armando Iannucci, and we got some lovely mugs to boot. Plus! People actually turned up! And no one walked out! Even though we talked at length about periods AND poo! Our special guests were the amazing Pete Heritage and Kirsty Merryn, so go nuts and listen now. And don’t forget to like us on Facebook and leave us a review on iTunes! Please! Some lady said you had to. 

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EPISODE 11: LIVE FROM THE LONDON PODCAST FESTIVAL 2016

It’s the last episode of LUV & HAT before our performance at The London Podcast Festival! GET YOUR TICKETS HERE. This episode, although nominally about PDAs, REALLY concerns the loud monkey-donkey-ghoul sex our neighbours insist on having against our very thin party wall. Enjoy! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

EPISODE 10: PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF AFFECTION

HELLO here is a PODCAST about BIRTHDAYS because STUART’S was last week, and ROBYN’S is on Wednesday. ALSO PLEASE COME TO OUR LIVE SHOW IN SEPTEMBER. ALSO ALSO please leave us a review on iTunes. ALSO ALSO ALSO please get in touch on Twitter to ask our advice about whatever the fuck you have going on in your lives. ALSO ALSO ALSO ALSO sorry about all the stuff about perineum rat-kings and peeling toe-skin. BYE! For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

EPISODE 9: BIRTHDAYS

This week we’re joined by Pete Heritage, Stu’s younger brother, who Stu has described before thus: It’s hard to overstate how much Pete enjoys exercise, too. Approximately a third of his kitchen space is taken up with colossal tubs of intimidating muscle supplements called things like Donkeykick and Thunderpunch. His favourite story is the one where he went to a meeting and his bicep accidentally ripped through his shirt in front of his boss. He’s one of my favourite people in the entire world, but he does have the teensiest air of steroid-inflicted murder-suicide about him. In this episode, Pete lists every type of shorts he owns, tries to pronounce “tepid topics section”, and makes some very interesting points about the podcast in general. So don’t delay, listen today! And... For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

EPISODE 8: SHORTS

HIYAAAA! This week’s “animated discussion” is about GHOSTBUSTERS, that famous divisive franchise. This episode also features a lovely and very well-sung song from Robyn, some vivid descriptions of Stuart’s phlegm situation, and a FILIAL CHALLENGE for the next podcast. Also, come and see us LIVE in London this September, and please subscribe and review the podcast on iTunes! #stupetescissorbrothers #talkshorts #fuckingstupidhairyleggedprick For information regarding your data privacy, visit acast.com/privacy

EPISODE 7: GHOSTBUSTERS

The podcast of hilarious disagreements, with Stuart Heritage, who writes for the Guardian, and Robyn Wilder, who is a woman.