This week, Chris, Carl and myself discuss modern technology and social media.  We really don't need our washing machine to have 200 different settings. And Facebook has it's good and bad points. We've now started a Patreon page so you can come and join in the community and support the podcast. https://www.patreon.com/MartsWorldPodcast

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Ep54: Not Everyone On Facebook Is A Deranged Nutter (But Most Are)

I'm appalled at an article I read in the news this week that some of the top British companies have been warned that they do not have enough women in high ranking positions. And that they should hire more women to balance things out. This is entirely discriminatory towards men. I would employ the best people for the roles regardless of what gender they are. If they are all women or all men, then so be it. What a load of utter nonsense. We've now started a Patreon page so you can come and join in the community and support the podcast. https://www.patreon.com/MartsWorldPodcast

Ep53: I'm Not Going To Employ You Because You're A Woman (Discriminatory)

In this episode, I have Carl on the phone to discuss something I saw on Twitter yesterday. There was a video showing a pub full of people enjoying themselves in Ireland and a lot of care workers and nursing staff were getting quite upset about it. They are working around the clock trying to contain and deal with the Coronavirus and yet people are ignoring the governments' advice regarding social distancing. We've now started a Patreon page so you can come and join in the community and support the podcast. https://www.patreon.com/MartsWorldPodcas

Trending News #003: Coronavirus - Should We Close The Pubs?

I'm really annoyed at my mates attitude towards other people. The government are advising that if you have a fever or a persistent cough to self isolate for a week. He's got a terrible cough but is going to continue to go to work. How can anyone be so selfish? Italy is in lockdown and they've advised people to self isolate. And if you don't you may get fined or face criminal charges. Good! Lock them all up to save us decent people. We've now started a Patreon page so you can come and join in the community and support the podcast. https://www.patreon.com/MartsWorldPodcast

Trending News #002: Self Isolate Or We'll Lock You Up

I went to seven differet shops trying to find some of that sanitizer gel in a little plastic bottle that I can keep in my pocket to protect myself from all the dirty bastards that don't wash their hands after using the toilet. What is wrong with people? This is why people end up getting ill and catching colds and influenza. And you thought vegans were awful people. We've now started a Patreon page so you can come and join in the community and support the podcast. https://www.patreon.com/MartsWorldPodcast

Ep52: Wash Your Hands You Dirty Bastards! (Coronavirus)

So Tommy Robinson has been arrested for assaulting a guy at Centre Parks. But there's more to this than meets the eye. The British press didn't report that he was trying to detain someone who had allegedly asaulted his 8 year old daughter. Then there's Tommy's idiot supporters claiming that he was arrested for detaining an immigrant Pedo. They have no idea if he was an immigrant or not and the guy is innocent until proven guilty. However, he sounds guilty to me. We've now started a Patreon page so you can come and join in the community and support the podcast. https://www.patreon.com/MartsWorldPodcast

Trending News #001: Tommy Robinson Arrested For Assault.

Chris is upset that he can't afford to save for a house at the same time as paying rent. Carl and I try to put him straight but as usual Chris won't listen. He's adamant that it's all the fault of the banks and the government.  We've now started a Patreon page so you can come and join in the community and support the podcast. https://www.patreon.com/MartsWorldPodcast

Ep51: Our Government Has Made Chris Homeless (Scrounger)

It's me, Carl and Chris again this week. We discuss movies. I think they should have stopped after the first three Star Wars movies. Also I look a good musical. Hugh Jackman is a superb singist and is amazing in whatever movie he's in. We've now started a Patreon page so you can come and join in the community and support the podcast. https://www.patreon.com/MartsWorldPodcast

Ep50: Movies: They Made Six Too Many Star Wars Films

Chris, Carl and I discuss the Coronavirus which allegedly came about because some Chinese people ate raw bats. We also discuss who will be the next American President. Kanye has dropped out. That nice Mr Trump may win again. He only had to beat the devil last time (Hilary) but this year he may have more competition. We've now started a Patreon page so you can come and join in the community and support the podcast. https://www.patreon.com/MartsWorldPodcast

Ep49: Sweet And Sour Bats + Kanye For President

Chris is back! So this week I expain to him and Carl about my recent alien abduction in the middle of the night where I woke up with the back of my hand stinging and a chunk taken out of it. And from that moment on, the Basal Cell Carcinoma that I had on my nose got smaller and smaller and has now practically disappeared. We've now started a Patreon page so you can come and join in the community and support the podcast. https://www.patreon.com/MartsWorldPodcast

Ep48: Aliens Cured My Skin Cancer (Abducted)

It's just me and Carl this week and we discuss the fact that the US Navy have finally admitted that UFO's are a real thing. We also talk about going to Mars. Im not going as I'll just moan about everything all the way there and probably get thrown out of an air lock by my colleagues. We've now started a Patreon page so you can come and join in the community and support the podcast. https://www.patreon.com/MartsWorldPodcast

Ep47: UFO's Are Real. The U.S. Navy Finally Agrees With Me.

This week Carl and I discuss the Iran Vs USA crisis but eventually realise we can't fix it. So we move on to the growing problem of the expanding global population. Carl has got this one properly sorted. Gladitorial games for prisoners. Throw 20 of them into the ring at a time and the last man standing gets to live a normal prisoner life locked up in a cell as his reward. This will save 95% of the cost of keeping prisoners and cut down on the population. The TV rights would also bring in an enormous cash boost for the National Health Service and education. Vegans will just be thrown to the lions as they wouldn't be able to put up much of an entertaining fight, as well as pedo's, because they're...well, pedo's.  We've now started a Patreon page so you can come and join in the community and support the podcast. https://www.patreon.com/MartsWorldPodcast

Ep46: We Solve The Population Crisis - Gladitorial Games

This week Carl and I discuss New Year's resolutions and our impending failures. We also chat about the movie awards ceremonies gong on at this time of year. I don't really watch them anymore since these pampered celebrities started using them as an opportunity to criticise that lovely Mr Trump. Let's talk about movie successes, not politics. We've now started a Patreon page so you can come and join in the community and support the podcast. https://www.patreon.com/MartsWorldPodcast

Ep45: New Year's Resolution and Movie Awards Ceremonies

Carl and I discuss Invasion Planet Earth which is a new sci-fi movie written and produced by Simon Cox. Its the best terrible movie we have ever seen. Initially I thought it was terrible but that's because I'd previously been watching big budget Hollywood movies. However although this has been a 17 year project for Simon, produced on a low crowdfunded budget, it's actually a hell of an achievement. We have both now become big fans of this movie and are buying the merchandise to show our support. We've now started a Patreon page so you can come and join in the community and support the podcast. https://www.patreon.com/MartsWorldPodcast  

Ep44: Invasion Planet Earth Movie Review

It's just me, Chris and Carl today and this a bit more serious than the normal podcast. We live in the UK and all agree that the National Health Service is a wonderful thing, but it's massively underfunded and failing miserably.  We don't think it should really be run by a private company otherwise it will be all about profits and we'll end up with a system like the Americans have where only the wealthy can get proper treatment. However, we do agree that corporate sponsorships could be the way to go.  We've now started a Patreon page so you can come and join in the community and support the podcast. https://www.patreon.com/MartsWorldPodcast

Ep43: Brain Transplants Sponsored By Red Bull?

NEW EPISODES EVERY WEDNESDAY Martyn and his various co-hosts have ridiculous discussions about everyday topics. Sometimes serious, sometimes funny but always entertaining. Come and join the community on our new Patreon page. https://www.patreon.com/MartsWorldPodcast