Topics covered: bodega cats; the bacteria is my friend; Rachel's perspective; Jeffree Star; wealth; I haven't read Marx.

Topics covered: return of the girlfriend; "you know him from..."; Gary Gulman, Norm Macdonald, and Stewart Lee, one of the most "boy" things about me;...

Topics covered: Freyja's meows; feline separation anxiety; Czech cinema; Case For A Rookie Hangman; Gulliver's Travels; all the good satire has been t...

Topics covered: something-like-sympathy for rogue states; bullies; tough times in school; academic nosedives; Chris Morris; small hands orange man.

Topics covered: transgender Marvel characters; auditioning for the Wachowskis; acting; having bad teeth; cancel culture; thanking you the listener.

I sat down in front of my laptop and spoke into its onboard microphone for ten minutes. I've spent too long paralysed by the fear of creating content ...