(If you’d rather read this essay on your Kindle, you can do so by clicking over to the Kindle store right now) Shoot. Jump. Run. Samus Aran and I, we both came into existence this way. For video game creator Yoshio Sakamoto, those three verbs described all he knew about the project he was told […] The post Shoot, Jump, Run: Born in Metroid and Cocaine appeared first on Video Game Thoughts and Reviews.

Meet My Father, The Internet

Shoot, Jump, Run: Born in Metroid and Cocaine

Hello…oh, it’s you again. I didn’t expect you see you back so soon, considering after how you left the condition of the podcast last time. Oh, You don’t remember what happened? That’s convenient. Though it’s also expected, I suppose, considering the mess you made involved enormous amounts of spilled chloroform. I see that you brought […] The post It Takes a Man to Get a Vasectomy (ep 02) appeared first on Video Game Thoughts and Reviews.

It Takes a Man to Get a Vasectomy (ep 02)

This first episode of Meet My Father, The Internet deals with my first foray into the world of office professionals and the confusing attire that came along with it. So all you alpha males strap in for this alpha tale entitled: A Man Minus a Necktie: A Very Brief History of Ties and a Longer History of Why I Hate Them. The post A Man Minus a Necktie: a Brief History of Ties and a Longer History of Why I Hate Them (ep 01) appeared first on Video Game Thoughts and Reviews.

A Man Minus a Necktie: a Brief History of Ties and a Longer History of Why I Hate Them (ep 01)

I have no father. The Internet will have to do.

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Shoot, Jump, Run: Born in Metroid and Cocaine

It Takes a Man to Get a Vasectomy (ep 02)

A Man Minus a Necktie: a Brief History of Ties and a Longer History of Why I Hate Them (ep 01)