This week on Myopia Movies, we learn why they don't allow gum in school. We watched The Blob (1988), gospel to COVID deniers.  Join the Patreon (http:...

In honor of the new Addams Family Animated film, we visit Addams Family Values for the Patreon few! Join the Patreon (http://patreon.com/myopia)! Ther...

This week Dean Wermer puts Klowns on double secret probation! We watched Killer Klowns from Outer Space, what are ya gonna do with those 'pies,' boys?...

This week, turns out, he wasn't dead! Will Loomis shoot cops at random? Halloween 2: The Hospital! If you want to see Matthew and get a book of his si...

This month, James Bond returns with No Time to Die! Mission Briefing returns too! Did you guys think the podcast would last this long? I meant, Daniel...

This month, Craig T. Nelson mocks a little person! We watched Poltergeist, they're heeeeeeere! If you want to see Matthew and get a book of his signed...

This week we watch Nic Cage have difficulty with Angelina Jolie handling his stick shift. We watched Gone in 60 Seconds, they all just want to have se...

This week on Myopia Movies we are down to duck! We watched Lea Thompson in yet another inappropriate relationship, we saw Howard the Duck, our last ho...

This week we learn that good is bad, but this is also, just bad. We watched A Kid in King Arthur's Court, how do you make Kate Winslet and Daniel Crai...

This week we are reminded that Dick from Third Rock from the Sun is crazy! We saw Ricochet, where else you going to see Governor Jesse Ventura die in ...