Betty gets a reward, Hiram makes one last play, Veronica faces consequences, Cheryl makes a truly, truly impossible discovery.

Alice is next to normal, Jughead is next to Tabitha, Cheryl is next in line, Veronica is next to no one.

Betty gets a new partner, Jughead puts the pieces together, Veronica gets angry, Archie falls in a hole.

Jughead makes some apologies, Archie heads to court, Cheryl finds her spirit, Veronica just keeps winning.

Josie returns to Riverdale, Valerie returns to Riverdale, Tabitha gets an investment, Melody who?

Three tales of terror from Riverdale's... past? Future? Present?

Betty sets a trap, Archie fights like a dog, Cheryl builds her cult, Veronica does "business stuff".

A trip back in time (or at least Riverdale's version of time) to see the origin of Hiram Lodge.

Archie hunts for a criminal, Veronica hunts for a rock, Betty hunts for a Jughead, Jughead just kinda chills.

Is the movie better? Is it more accurate to the books? Is everyone still sexy? Listen in and find out!