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Buckle Up for some bull s**t. Hello and welcome to the gayest hour of your week! We see you, sitting there wondering why two flawless narcissists think they should be talking into a microphone at you every week? First of all, thank you! And we are SO glad you asked! We met our Junior year of High School and have been sistas ever since. The only thing we care about more than ourselves is each other and BEYONCÉ. Every week hear us talk about a lot of wild s**t we know nothing about all in a haze of smoke, drink, mirrors and glitter! Yes we're doing ok why does everyone keep asking that?! Can't reiterate enough that we really have no idea what we're talking about so occasionally we'll convince someone who does to have a kiki. Every episode also features our producer Leif. He's white and straight so don't worry about him! You should take us extremely seriously and do everything in your power to make us SCARY famous. Oh and if you don't like us we'll die. K? You're welcome!

THIS B*TCH: Miley Cyrus Pt.7

Court is inappropriate and Wil is living for it! Calm down gays it’s THIS B*TCH MILEY CYRUS PART 7!!! Last time we left off our country bumpkin royalt...
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THIS B*TCH: Miley Cyrus Pt.6

Court is boobies and Wil is butt stuff… that’s right is THIS B*TCH MILEY CYRUS PART 6! How do we keep Miley’s Dead Petz hood? Call the Flaming Lips!!!...
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THIS B*TCH: Miley Cyrus Pt.5

Wil’s a hipster and Court’s hot… if you’re into that sorta thing! It’s THIS B*TCH Miley Cyrus Part 5!!!  Last episode she came in like a wrecking ball...
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THIS B*TCH: Miley Cyrus Pt.4

Court is all business titties in the front and SURE maybe Wil is right but also... it’s THIS B*TCH MILEY CYRUS PART 4!! We left off with a chop, a wil...
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THIS B*TCH: Miley Cyrus Pt.3

Squirt McGirt and Willl Coup are BACK! It’s time to BREAKOUT… and we’re not talking MASKNE! It’s THIS B*TCH Miley Cyrus Part 3!! We say goodbye to the...
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THIS B*TCH: Miley Cyrus Pt.2

YES Court’s actions have prevented her from success and SURE Wil has made mistakes… so don’t fact check this PODCAST!! It’s Billy Ray’s worst nightmar...
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THIS B*TCH: Miley Cyrus Pt.1

Shoot McGoot and Poop SkiDoop are BACK! Wil is partying in the USA and Court is GAY for Wil! What a journey we are about to go on… it’s THIS B*TCH MIL...
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THIS B*TCH: Destiny’s Child Pt.6

Wil is proud of how hard we worked to cover how hard DC works, Court does NOT love Whales and Leif is FULFILLED! We’re Millennials giving you content ...
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HIS B*TCH: Destiny’s Child Pt.5

Wil could never go SOLO, Court is ASKEW and Leif is a Proud EXTENDED Family! It’s This B*tch Destiny’s Child Part 5! We pick back up with our Capitali...
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