The Clickbabes are expecting... the worst! Listen to them discuss the ethics of childbirth, billionaires in space and the most embarrassing moments of their sexy lives. 

Not Clickbabes Podcast

We're Expecting?! *SHOOK*

The Clickbabes can&apos;t get away from a life of excitement. Explore the highs and lows of bikini season, birthdays, robbery, and literature. 

We Were Robbed at Gunpoint?! *WILD*

Val and Mercedes start this week off with new introductions and a wild new vibe check. Val was stalked, Mercedes was enlightened and the Clickbabes start a new business called TwinThin. 

We Were Stalked?! *IN BROAD DAYLIGHT*

The baddies talk about capitalism, school bullies, and Mercedes&apos; $50,000 hospital vacay. Will the Clickbabes be able to dismantle capitalism? Listen to find out!

We Owe $50,000?! *TRIGGER WARNING*

The Clickbabes have their briefcase ready and court is now in session. Val’s enemy returns and Mercedes gains a new foe. We talk about the nitty gritty details of being scammed by Jerry and how we can never again trust a manager from a national ice cream chain. 

We Won a Lawsuit?! *EMOTIONAL*

The Clickbabes dive into the art of gaslighting, manipulating and manifesting. Val reads Mercedes to filth about her horrible dating habits and we got scammed LIVE ON AIR. 

We Were Scammed?! *CAUGHT LIVE*

The Clickbabes discuss going under the knife and the meaning of life. Mercedes finally has something worth talking about happen to her and do men deserve the right to speak? They get into it!

We Were Hospitalized?!

Val and Mercedes talk about the most devastating, traumatic experience they have ever had... roommates. The Clickbabes tried to live, laugh, love but all they did was die, cry, loathe. Don&apos;t sign that lease yet with your bestie!

We Lived With the Devil?!

The Clickbabes are BACK and more sorry than ever! Val and Mercedes give you the weekly (or monthly) vibe check which includes a dead coyote, found love and a late ADHD diagnosis. 

We Wrecked a Car?!

Val and Mercedes take on 2021 with real hot girl shit. As always, they discuss their love lifes, careers and how they would handle being famous. 

We Lost Our Jobs?!

Your favorite Clickbabes made it to one year! Val and Mercedes discuss their hiatus, and what they have been up to for the past couple of months. They also talk about the highs and lows of the podcast. Can you believe their mothers of a 1 year old podcast?! They can&apos;t!

We Are One?!

Val and Mercedes give the world an update on their plans to find husbands via dating apps. The ladies admit they lack empathy and how they navigate this nasty world without it. The Clickbabes discuss how far they have come, year anniversaries, and the future of "Not Clickbabes" in this season finale. 

We Finally Ended Our Depression?!

Mercedes and Val welcome their Clickbabes back with another episode about the misadventures of their lives. Val stole $4,000, Mercedes is still single and the Clickbabes talk about the crazy world we live in (as they always do). P.S Val gets a little too heated in this one. 

We Stole $4,000?!

The Clickbabes discuss the validation they receive from dating apps as well as the lack of "husband" material they run into. Also, Val is a homewrecker?!*Disclaimer: Mercedes&apos; mic stopped working and so she sounds like she&apos;s at the bottom of a well for 98% of the episode so please disregard that. 

We Found Love on the Internet?!

The Clickbabes give a heartfelt apology for taking an unplanned month hiatus... but for real this time. Catch up with Val and Mercedes as they discuss their month hiatus, what they're watching, intellectual growth and of course... other shenanigans. 

We're Sorry... for real this time.

Valaree, Mercedes, and one mic. Follow along as these witty baddies talk about their weekly vibe checks, friendship, and of course non click bait moments.