"Hey look they finally updated", you think in your smug head as you do your smug white people things that you are so smug about. WELL OKAY ITS BEEN A WHILE. That's why you are lucky enough to get a video out of it! And in it there is tons of cat abuse. Like a metric dick-ton. That's a lot more than usual. Some people totally watched. I made facial expressions. Connor sat in the background. Fuck microphones. And communism, RIGHT? Larry Sanders.  Direct Link

Old Rich People Go To Farms

Episode 9 - Bitcoins for Buttles

Good gravy Miss Mravy, this one was fun.  Our shadow guest Jesse lurked in the.....darker part of the room for most of the episode.  We had more terrible voices like the Grizzled Boxing Promoter and Old Grandma Who Likes To Tell Boring Stories.  Those are both terrible examples because they both only lasted a couple seconds.  We had long talks about growing up scrambling for cable porn and you know, other fun topics that will make you click play.  Oh yeah, old people spicing up their sex lives.  That should be a winner.  If that hasn't convinced you then I absolutely REFUSE to continue typYou Ruined It by Old Rich People Go To Farms on MixcloudDirect Link

Episode 8 - You Ruined It

Well we're back for another week in Full Distort cast (Because we shout into the microphones). We Browse Reddit, Discuss how crappy the 90's were and Dave tells us about his sexual awakening that was growing up in England. Turn down your volume and turn up your enjoyment! Or whatever don't.Plug Your Buttle by Old Rich People Go To Farms on MixcloudDirect Link

Episode 7: Plug Your Buttle: Now in Distortcast!

Check it OUT, our first video podcast!  We totally did this live but nobody watched other than this Kristi girl who would NOT shut UP the ENTIRE TIME. (Kristi we honestly love you so much thanks for being a champ). Well we talked about football and suspensions and drugs and drank SOME BEERS cause AMERICA THATS WHY YOU FUCKING KRAUTS.  I have a huge patriotic hardon right now and I have to go be alone for a while. Direct Link

Episode 6 - Kristi Leave Me Alone

This episode was kinda short, and filled with a clusterfuck for the first 10 minutes.  Because two people we knew wouldn't shut the fuck up.  Let's just call them......Gylan....and......Boston.....(BECAUSE THAT RHYMES WITH THEIR ACUTAL NAMES).  Some guy tried to chirp us so WE STRAIGHT UP SMOKED HIS BITCH ASS.  Like a ham.  Snoop was in a horror movie.  GET OFF MY PLANE.  Drunk.Jack The Ripper Was Misunderstood by Oldrichpeoplegotofarms on MixcloudDirect Link

Episode 5: Jack The Ripper Was Misunderstood

Translation: Mine campses.  Rosie Perez says "hey".  All three of themz.  We watch music videos because fuck you, just visualize it.  Darryl gets said once or twice.  Prince is soooooo gay but sooooooooooooey.  Robin Williams is, a, a, a person who talks.  WHO DOESN'T KNOW RAFFI!???!Mein Kempf by Oldrichpeoplegotofarms on MixcloudDirect Link

Episode 4 - Mein Kampf

Jesus Mary O'Malley, it's episode 3. We had a few special guests stop by, and I don't want to ruin the surprise so let's just say they both go by the name Woody. Wait, that's too obvious, let's just say Mr. Allen and Mr. Harrelson stopped by. Wait. Fuck's sake. Also this guy Gino I used to got to grade school with stopped by, and his mouth, honestly I can't believe he tongue kisses his mother with that mouth. It's a weird family, I think it's an Italian thing.  Don't Shampoo a Shampooer by Oldrichpeoplegotofarms on MixcloudDirect Link

Episode 3 - Don't Shampoo a Shampooer

Oh cool, so like, we did another one. Austen joined us and he was kinda out of it but also he was kinda Austen which was cool. Also some parents showed up which was annoying, I'm not entirely sure whose they were. Also Blade's biggest fan showed up. The vampire killer guy. Not Sonya Blade. Or Blade Runner. Or Blades of Steel. Or an actual knife blade. Wait, actually that last one was true.2ndBababooey by Oldrichpeoplegotofarms on MixcloudDirect Link

Episode 2 - The 2nd Bababooey

For the inaugural episode of Old Rich People Go To Farms, Connor and Dave take on life, movies, rap music, everclear, dicks and bigger dicks. Except for those last two.  Bababooey by Oldrichpeoplegotofarms on MixcloudDirect Link

Episode 1 - Bababooey

: Subscribe on iTunes at http://feeds.feedburner.com/blogspot/ORPGTF