Three absolute zeroes discuss The Shining, the award-winning 1980 film starring Jack Nicholson and Shelley Duvall.

Three testicules discuss Pitch Black, the award-winning 2000 film starring Vin Diesel and Radha Mitchell.

Three hoodyhoos discuss Salem's Lot, the award-winning 1979 film starring James Mason, Bonnie Bedelia, and Fred Willard.

Three sportsmen discuss Vampire's Kiss, the award-winning 1988 film starring Nicolas Cage, Maria Conchita Alonso, and Jennifer Beals.

Three Babbages discuss Carrie, the award-winning 1976 film starring Sissy Spacek and Piper Laurie.

Three mastodons discuss You're Next, the award-winning 2011 film starring Barbara Crampton and AJ Bowen.

Three johns discuss Slither, the award-winning 2006 film starring TV's Castle and Pam from The Office.

Three gleepglorps discuss Dead Ringers, the award-winning 1988 film starring Jeremy Irons and Jeremy Irons.

Three chromeos discuss Return of the Living Dead, the award-winning 1985 film starring Clu Gulager and Linnea Quigley.

Three steelidans discuss The Invisible Man, the award-winning 2020 film starring Elisabeth Moss and Oliver Jackson-Cohen.