Sweet Michael Flatley! This week on the podcast we have music critic and creator of the YouTube channel 'The Needle Drop,' Anthony Fantano! Listen to him whip up a bonkers festival lineup and workshop some new jokes on us.

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Festival Shmestival Ep 24: Anthony Fantano

Hot pudding! Pro wrestler Tommy End is on the podcast this week! He tells us about his favorite Dutch black metal band and we bond over our love for Integrity. This is the full episode. You can support us on Patreon at www.twominutestolatenight.com

Festival Shmestival Ep 23: Tommy End

Whoah we had so much fun talking to Gina Gleason of Baroness. Spoiler alert: She ran her microphone through her guitar rig and used a lot of effects pedals to make us giggle with joy. This is only the first half of this episode. Become a Patreon patron and hear the whole thing plus every other episode! www.twominutestolatenight.com

Festival Shmestival Ep 22: Gina Gleason (Baroness)

Vegan hot dog! We goofed off with our friends KW and Vic who are the rad band Vile Creature. Beast Wars! This is only the first half of this episode. Become a Patreon patron and hear the whole thing plus every other episode! www.twominutestolatenight.com

Festival Shmestival Ep 21: Vile Creature

Iced piss! It's punk comedian extraordinaire Chris Gethard and we talked for a very long time about all the good shit: CBGBs! Conspiracy theories! New Jersey! The full version is over 2 hours long so check it out by becoming a Patreon Patron today www.twominutestolatenight.com

Festival Shmestival Ep 20: Chris Gethard

Whoah it's Colin day on the pod! His new album rules. This is the first half of this podcast and only Patreon Patrons get the full episode! www.twominutestolatenight.com

Festival Shmestival Episode 20: Colin Young (God's Hate, Twitching Tongues)

Liam is maybe the most interesting dude in metal. This is the first half of this podcast and only Patreon Patrons get the full episode! www.twominutestolatenight.com

Festival Shmestival Episode 19: Liam Wilson (Dillinger Escape Plan)

We talked to guitar boy Frankie about his dream music festival. This is the first half of the podcast but if you want to hear the whole thing you gotta become a Patreon Patron at www.twominutestolatenight.com

Festival Shmestival Episode 18: Frank Iero (My Chemical Romance)

Hot salad! It's a commentary for our Halloween episode with Dave Davidson and five-and-a-half Austin Powers costumes. This was the sixth episode of our Patreon funded first season and a really, really fun one of us to make. If you want to see the video that goes with this podcast (lol) watch it and all our videos at honorableswords.com

076 - Episode Commentary S1 E6 Halloween with Dave Davidson

Elephant ears! We got Kyle Kinane (Comedy Central, Adventure Time, Paradise PD, Those Who Can't, all-around punk comedy icon) being silly with the boys and talking about his dream festival which is also on a barge in a lake! It's super fun so we decided to release this one for free. Check out Kyle's new stand up album, Trampoline in a Ditch out now! https://kylekinane.com/ Jordan and Drew are happy to announce a new PATREON EXCLUSIVE Two Minutes to Late Night podcast called Festival Shmestival where we have our guests design their own music festival, but the catch is the first 10 picks have to be from their recently played (which could be anything from accidental plays to whatever their kids were listening to).Check it out and join our Patreon for more at www.honorableswords.com

Festival Shmestival Episode 5: Kyle Kinane

Ayyyy paisanos. Jordan and Drew are happy to announce a new Patreon exclusive Two Minutes to Late Night podcast called Festival Shmestival where we have our guests design their own music festival, but the catch is the first 10 picks have to be from their recently played (which could be anything from accidental plays to whatever their kids were listening to). We'll be releasing more episodes soon on Patreon with our musician friends as guests, but for now, we figured we'd give you all episode one for free! Check it out and join our Patreon for more. www.honorableswords.com

Festival Shmestival Episode One: Jordan's Festival

Well, we have nothing to do so we watched Glenn Danzig's directorial debut, Verotika. Poor Jordan has now seen this movie twice. You know what to do: www.honorableswords.com

075 - We Watched Danzig's Movie, Verotika

Hot salad! It's a commentary for our Hard Melissa starin' episode, Start Today. This was the fourth episode of our Patreon funded first season and a really, really fun one of us to make. Watch the video along with our commentary here: https://youtu.be/gstXh5dINA4

074 - Episode Commentary S1 E4 Start Today with Hard Melissa

Another year, another bracket of all the terrible crap we were forced to listen to. It's the battle of the shit lords. Who will win? Gene Simmons? Insane Clown Posse? Who's worse? Find out! www.honorableswords.com

073 - The 2019 Tournament of Worst Albums We Listened To

This is the fixed version with the proper ending. If you were wondering how the monologue about horses ended, skip to around 1:14 SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY! The gang has in an improvised debate for the first time in over a year. Jeremy and Lucie vs. Jordan and Katie with his honorable Judge Drew in sunglasses picking the shitty topics. You love to see it! www.honorableswords.com

072 - Debate Night 2019 Edition

What's up Kosher Franks? We made a Two Minutes to Late Night podcast! In each installment the writers of Two Minutes will listen to and discuss a universally reviled album.