This week watch episode 3 of  Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos "Terror Train" Is this a spooky episode? No. Unless you consider someone utilizing someone else's Albinism to hurt them physically spooky.  We discuss the Gooosebumps book franchise, decide what constitutes a shirt, Sky very much misremembers who played the female Karate Kid, and we realize that Chuck Norris is basically the same as Rocky the Flying Squirrel https://popculturefailure.podbean.com/   popculturefailure@gmail.com Show: @FailedPopCultur Jake: @mdwstlvaffr Sky: @sandwichsurplus

Pop Culture Failure

03 Albino Abuse

This week Jake and Sky watch episode two of Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos "Target: Chuck Norris" This... so much happens in this. We discuss gas station attendants, question if Amsterdam is below sea level, Jake is a full SuperNinja "stan" and Sky invents a color. https://popculturefailure.podbean.com/   popculturefailure@gmail.com Show: @FailedPopCultur Jake: @mdwstlvaffr Sky: @sandwichsurplus

02 Sterves of Neal

We were going to start Pirates of Darkwater but we couldn't find it.  Instead we watched Chuck Norris: Karate Kommandos, Deadly Dolphin. There's only 5 of these, so it won't be that arduous. Famous last words.  We discuss the awesome character of SUPER NINJA, how C.A.T. scans can read your thoughts, Sky is afraid of open water, and we tried our best but this was hard to follow. https://popculturefailure.podbean.com/   popculturefailure@gmail.com Show: @FailedPopCultur Jake: @mdwstlvaffr Sky: @sandwichsurplus

01 This Was Inscrutable

Hey guys! We are enjoying our Hiatus, but to break it up, we watched The New Mutants. We're pretty sure nobody but people doing podcasts have seen this movie. It is not great.  We discuss the very low bar this movie clears with its casting, there is one person working a whole mental facility, and nobody can keep up an accent.  https://popculturefailure.podbean.com/   popculturefailure@gmail.com Show: @FailedPopCultur Jake: @mdwstlvaffr Sky: @sandwichsurplus

There Are Two Bears, Five Kids, And One Doctor

So, it ended up that we recorded this episode on the 4 year anniversary of the first upload of our podcast! Neither of us planned anything out, but its pretty neat to know. Its also the final episode of the Mighty Ducks the animated series, To Catch a Duck. It was a very bad last episode. It was probably moved for some reason. We discuss teleportation mechanics, Mallory is a real dink, Sky knows too much about Crystal Skull Vodka, bird teeth upset Jake, and have y'all heard of Eagle Man? https://popculturefailure.podbean.com/   popculturefailure@gmail.com Show: @FailedPopCultur Jake: @mdwstlvaffr Sky: @sandwichsurplus   "The one with the big jaw makes me uncomfortable" - Katie Senesac

26 Doing The Last Hockey

This week Jake and Sky watch episode 26 of the Mighty Ducks animated series, Duck Hard. There is an attempt to make this episode almost sort-of kinda like the movie Die Hard. It is not very successful. We discuss if Sky could punch a seagull, Jake isn't familiar with the term "non Euclidian", Phil decides to buy suits for Grinn and Nosedive, and apparently the ducks put a f**ing nuclear reactor under their hockey stadium. 

25 We Get Off Track A Lot

This week Jake and Sky watch episode 24 of The Mighty Ducks animated series. A whole lot happens in this one. There's monsters and such. We discuss how weird Anaheim's museums are, how Phil definitely has a gambling problem, Nosedive is able to skype different dimensions, there's a call back villain, and we finally get into a fistfight.   https://popculturefailure.podbean.com/   popculturefailure@gmail.com Show: @FailedPopCultur Jake: @mdwstlvaffr Sky: @sandwichsurplus

24 Audio Fistfight

This week Jake and Sky Watch episode 23 of the Mighty Ducks animated series, "Most Dangerous Duck Hunt" The Dog from duck hunt does not make a cameo. We discuss the evolutionary line of ducks, the ducks have a a boat now too, we still have no knowledge about hockey, the duck on robot violence is really taken up a notch, and we can confirm duck feet. https://popculturefailure.podbean.com/   popculturefailure@gmail.com Show: @FailedPopCultur Jake: @mdwstlvaffr Sky: @sandwichsurplus

23 Is Jungle Tar A Thing?

Greetings one and all, this week Jake and Sky watch episode 22 of the Mighty Ducks Animated series, The Iced Ducks Cometh. We have never seen or read the play, so we're pretty sure this is a 1:1 faithful retelling of the 80 year old play.  We discuss spaceships made entirely of ice, how a magnifying glass isnt really going to improve the light absorption in a solar panel, there's a super sweet robot Predator, Sky takes some shots at David Blaine, and we forgot to take the dog's collar off. https://popculturefailure.podbean.com/   popculturefailure@gmail.com Show: @FailedPopCultur Jake: @mdwstlvaffr Sky: @sandwichsurplus

22 California Cold Snap

This week Jake and Sky watch episode 21 of the Mighty Ducks Series entitled The Final Faceoff.  It really really felt like a season ending episode. It isn't, but it really felt like it. We discuss how we want them to finally #ReleaseTheViolenceCut of TMNT II: Secret of the Ooze, how Atlantis is populated by He-Man characters, the ducks loose a hockey, and this is kinda a Chameleon spotlight   https://popculturefailure.podbean.com/   popculturefailure@gmail.com Show: @FailedPopCultur Jake: @mdwstlvaffr Sky: @sandwichsurplus

21 Only Ducks Can Find Atlantis

This week Jake and Sky watch episode 20 of the Mighty Ducks, "Mad Quacks: Beyond Hockeydome" I am once again annoyed by the show's actual title being something I would have come up with for this show. We discuss how Duke La'Orange doesn't like being checked, the ducks get duped with yet another charity fake out, Malory does the thing, there's a sabertoothed kitty cat man, and some dude named Weasel couldnt be trusted.  https://popculturefailure.podbean.com/   popculturefailure@gmail.com Show: @FailedPopCultur Jake: @mdwstlvaffr Sky: @sandwichsurplus

20 Space Jam But With Hockey

This week Jake and Sky watch episode 19 of the Mighty Ducks series, "Bringing Down Baby" It was fine. There's a tractor beam. There's an apocalypse.  We discuss how photoshoot ready the ducks are, weather or not ducks have belly buttons, if there's a direct ration between people who had Knex and people with podcasts, flux capacitors are a thing, and there is a staggering amount of on screen deaths.  https://popculturefailure.podbean.com/   popculturefailure@gmail.com Show: @FailedPopCultur Jake: @mdwstlvaffr Sky: @sandwichsurplus

19 The Highest Casualty Count

Hey Gang, This week Jake and Sky watched episode 18 of the Mighty Ducks, Buzz Blitzman, Mighty Duck. He was not a duck, nor was he that mighty.  We discuss local tv channels and beetleborgs for far too long and it mostly got cut, the ducks are mean to a child, Sky is very wrong about the cast in Mystery Men, Nosedive is the competent one, and everyone kinda sucks except Phil? The hell is happening.  https://popculturefailure.podbean.com/   popculturefailure@gmail.com Show: @FailedPopCultur Jake: @mdwstlvaffr Sky: @sandwichsurplus

18 Crystal Teal Persuasion

This week we watched episode 17 "Monster Rally" of the animated series of the Mighty Ducks.  It was odd. In fact, it was much stranger than all the previous episodes of this show about alien ducks who come from a hockey centric society battling dragons who have both robotic soldiers and also magic.  We discuss beatniks and weather they actually existed or not, how we don't like drag racing, the proper method for making spaghetti on a stick, and how these dinguses fall for yet another fake out. https://popculturefailure.podbean.com/   popculturefailure@gmail.com Show: @FailedPopCultur Jake: @mdwstlvaffr Sky: @sandwichsurplus

17 Gettin' All the Goo They're Gonna Get

Due to some technical difficulty, we missed last week. This week we bring you last week's episode Puck Fiction!It was a spoof of Pulp Fiction, as you may have guessed. Sky has never seen the source material and Jake has only seen it once.We discuss hollow point bullets, our dads, the five meta jokes that are made in the episode, and the encouragement chart Dragaunas put uphttps://popculturefailure.podbean.com/  popculturefailure@gmail.comShow: @FailedPopCulturJake: @mdwstlvaffrSky: @sandwichsurplus 

16 Whoops

Jake and Sky delve into the worst tv shows and movies from our past and today so you don't have to.