Eventually, everyone gets AIDS. According to statisticians .

Huckleberry, two-timing, hip hop dragonfly.

Try and take this one down, Paramount. Good luck!

Saturday morning cartoons will never be the same, once we get our hands on the secret formula for Diet Dr. Pepper (not Mr. Pibb).

Knick Knack Paddy Whack, Boot-scootin’ freelance architect.

This one is all over the place. When Dan isn’t around, we go way off script.

Mat recalls a simpler time when we used to rustle up a decent episode. It’s been a while.

Get your snacks ready for Dan’s dating story.

Step 1: Beat two eggs mercilessly until golden brown Step 2: Add sugar and concrete Step 4: Dance like you have crippling anemia (because you do).

Join Paul and his friends as they traverse a fjord or something.