The End Of Rock N Roll (Part Two) by Simon Saint-Simon   00 The Wise Old Owl 01 The Palladist – The Law (Moon Child) 02 DJ Sprinkles – House Music is ...

The End Of Rock N Roll (Part One) by Simon Saint-Simon [Some intro] 01 V/vm – XR2 mk1 Sale Waterpark 02 Radiohead – Daydreaming 03 Minoru Muraoka – Ta...

Pirates On The White Channel by Simon Saint-Simon. Image by Milla G. The finest butt-buckling swashcockler in Her Majesty’s Admirality gets shanghai’d...

The Postulant by Simon Saint-Simon In the cave I lay upside down and took my place amongst the other candidates … Larval came the day A trist of steel...

Die Unter Mensch by Simon Saint-Simon the judges lay on famine their favours drip untapped bent double for jurisprudence crowns triple down their back...

‘Once a cunt, always a cunt‘ 0 Waze & Odyssey vs R. Kelly – Bump & Grind 1 Brenmar feat Calore – Payroll 2 Cut Hands – The Claw 3 Tiga – Bugatti 4 Dea...

The honest truth this time? You want gleam in the gloam? My child I am old and no less difficult than I was as a youth. If you must know I was cleanin...

Simon Saint-Simon returns to the sanatorium and spa at Bell’s End for some R& R after his ordeal at the hands of brown pirates in foreign climbs and s...

Hey! proxymoron! Download the man-plasm here. Simon Saint-Simon reads more excerpts from his best-peter-sellers ‘Cadavers’ and ‘Leap of Faith’. ‘What ...

Download the cunt show here. Author reads excerpts from Simon Saint-Simon’s ‘Cadavers’ Artwork by Milla @ophelia_balls 01 Fra Lippo Lippi – Say Someth...