Round 16: Marcus Bontempelli's Chronic Back Soreness From Carrying the Weight of the Patriarchy
In Round 16, we're back after a long hiatus to watch the Bulldogs and the Eagles tussle for victory and stop pretending to be interested in talking ab...
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Round 7: Patrick Cripps Inducts Zak Butters Into the Good Boys VIP Club
In Round 7, Robbie Gray steals a heart-stopping victory for Port against Carlton, as we reveal our official Top Five Players list, lose our grip on re...
Round 6: Do You Love Jy Simpkin Enough to Pose With a Big Lizard on Instagram?
After a bye, in Round 6 we watch Essendon beat North Melbourne while stalking various players on Instagram, discussing the level of personal sacrifice...
Round 4: Charlie Dixon Believes in the Value of Each and Every One of Us
In Round 4, the Power overrun the Eagles and we discuss Rose’s newfound alliance with Matthew Lloyd, our stance on Tom Rockliff’s leather glove, and o...
Round 3: Tim English Could Die of Consumption Any Minute Now
In Round 3, two famous rivalries battle it out once again, as the Bulldogs challenge GWS, and Rose and Erin turn against each other within minutes.
Round 2: Eddie Betts is Unchanged By the Linear Passage of Time
We’re back for the 2020 (Corona) Season! Carlton and Melbourne struggle to engage as we catch up on the latest Darcy Moore instagram content, whether ...
Preliminary Final: Darcy Moore Is Doing Everything He Can
In a preliminary final as devastating as they come, Collingwood fall at the last hurdle, and an absolutely manic episode sees Rose experiencing the 5 ...
Semi Final: Slow Dancing to Black Eyed Peas with Lachie Neale
In Semi Final Week the Lions lose in a heartbreaker to the Giants, Rose declares war against Toby Greene, Erin proposes a Cheers remake based on Rose'...
Qualifying Final: Patrick Dangerfield Just Wishes We Could All Be a Bit More Positive
It's Finals Week 1! Collingwood are through to a prelim and we reveal how to tell someone's from Adelaide, what paranoid delusions we let control our ...
Round 23: There's Something About Patrick Cripps
In Round 23 the Blues crumble at the hands of the Cats as we search for Jamie Elliott's soulmate, Erin struggles to go fifteen seconds without objecti...