Kelly gets progressively more annoyed with Sarah throughout the recording of this episode (whether fair or not, idk). But really, no one's the hero, no one's the villain. 

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Matt: Week 3 - On this episode of House Hunters...

Look. I don't know what was going on with our brains tonight, but we were *struggling* with words and sentences. I'm gonna guess some mix of pandemic + insurrection has fogged up our minds, but hey, we made it through... It just took 2 hours to do so. Anyway, now that we've talked this episode up, listen in!

Matt: Week 2 - Newsers

Welcome to Matt James' season, y'all! We talk about our new lead, the few intros we get for the women, all of the limo arrivals, the vibrator, the controversial prayer, Matt's one-on-one time with the ladies, drama brewing, and our best attempt to discuss disabilities as two able-bodied people. (Feel free to message us and let us know what we could have said differently!)

Matt: Week 1 - All the Leather Pants

The new season of The Bachelor starts on Monday, January 4, and we've got a run-down of the 32 ladies we'll see on night one! We've got not only the general demographics of the women, but their likes and dislikes, and our feeble attempts at describing their appearances. Listen in!

Matt James: Cast Bios

We've finally caught up on the finale of The Bachelorette! I'm not sure what else you need in this description. This seems pretty self-explanatory, so I feel like you can stop reading this and just listen to the episode, ok?

Tayshia: Finale! Happy Freakin' New Year!

This is our "quiet" episode, which means we intended to stay quieter than usual but no way actually succeeded in doing so. Either way, fantasy suites happened! And we recap them! Enjoy!

Tayshia: Week 8 - Underwater Scuba Diving

In the history of the Bachelor/ette, has there ever been a better final four? Have there ever been more joyful and positive hometowns?

Tayshia: Week 7 - 210lbs of Pure Muscle

Finishing off last week's dates, Blake gets his one-on-one (and as far as we've seen, this might as well be his only interaction ever with Tayshia). Then it moves on the rose ceremony where, surprise, Bennett's back! (Am I the only one who forgot about him??) Then we get the Men Tell All, which should really just be titled "The Men Tell The Same Drama We Already Watched But With More Yelling."

Tayshia: Men Tell All+

So here's the thing, Kelly messes up Riley's name a bunch of times in this episode. I mean, clearly she knows his name is Riley, but all the other components got jumbled. She maybe gets it right in the end though? ...  Anyway, so aside from that, it's basically everything you expect the episode will be: Bennett and Noah, one-on-one with Ben, group date, and surprise Bennett. Enjoy!

Tayshia: Week 5 - Statesticle

Look, these guys are some grown ass men. We've got real conversations happening and true vulnerability. It's honestly incredible to see such real conversations happening on this show, and we can only hope that this is a new trend for the show. (But like, it's still The Bachelor franchise, so probably not...)

Tayshia: Week 4 - New Dart

This episode is a long one because we've got thoughts about it, especially the Tayshia and Ivan talk that will undoubtedly go down in Bachelor Nation history. 

Tayshia: Week 3 - Black Lives Matter

Since the producers of The Bachelorette can't seem to figure out how to fit a group data, a one-on-one, another group date, and a rose ceremony into a single episode, we pick up on the second group date of Tayshia's first full week with these men.

Tayshia: Week 2 - Smedium or Mlarge

It's all finally happening -- Tayshia's the Bachelorette, Biden's going to be president. For this brief moment, everything feels little bit more ok in the world...

Tayshia Adams: Week 1 - Weirdo in the Turtleneck

Look, I just don't know how to describe this episode besides complete and utter lunacy. It's just one wild moment or statement after the next.

Clare: Week 4 - Lunacy!

From Yosef accidentally sending an explicit snap to the wrong person to our theories on how the Clare/Dale relationship got where it, we cover it all! 

Clare: Week 3 - SuperDale! To the Rescue!

Let's face it - The Bachelor and The Bachelorette are addictive, you just can't get enough! If you need more Bachelor in your life, then listen as we recap the best (and the worst) moments on The Bachelor and The Bachelorette.

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