‘I want you to, like, Insta-story my Covid test journey’July 30, 2021Sorcha and her ‘symptoms’ want me to tag along for her PCR testListen/Show notes
'Are you suggesting I pretend to have Covid?’July 23, 2021I end up lying on her behalf to get her out of an unwanted visit to – oh my God – LuskListen/Show notes
‘Hennessy Coghlan-O’Hara taught me how to drink a Mortini in three mouthfuls’July 17, 2021Ross’ father is determined to make sure a birthday party takes place indoors in the Horseshoe BarListen/Show notes
‘Ronan showed me how to light a fire and make it look like an accident’July 9, 2021Ross can’t face a week in a mobile home with Garret and Claire, but Honor has a planListen/Show notes
‘I’d rather rip out my molars with a pliers than holiday in Ireland again’July 2, 2021‘So what’s there to see in Ballycanew?’ ‘A Daybreak and a Londis’Listen/Show notes
‘You’ve massively disimproved with age ... The big, fat rugby head on you’June 26, 2021I'm looking at the other 41-year-old men and I’m thinking how well I look by comparisonListen/Show notes
‘I’ll throw on my nudey lady borbecue apron’June 18, 2021Sorcha panics during a gathering of friends but Ross is on hand to helpListen/Show notes
I’m like Cersei Lannister – refusing to leave the throneJune 11, 2021It’s the first day of the Leaving Cert and my hands are shaking like the old dear’s when I hide the corkscrewsListen/Show notes
‘There wasn’t even a turn-down service, Judge. I’ll be having flashbacks for as long as I live’May 28, 2021‘I’d rather spend next 12 months in prison than endure one more night in a limited services hotel’Listen/Show notes
‘Rugby banter is taking a dump in someone’s shoes’May 21, 2021Ross is pressured into chopping off Christian’s top knot in the name of ‘rugby banter’Listen/Show notes