In episode eight of Shhh Happens, the gang gets back into the swing of things by sharing patron movie comments and narrating the entire plot of Bird Box. They also talk about how to make friends in college, take a deep dive into personal hygiene, and test their knowledge of Chicago informercial phone numbers. Plus, Ola’s dog Monte makes his podcast debut. Follow us on Twitter for more mediocre humor: @clnjmsdn @olagronski @ZC_FRZR

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8. (Wheezes)

In episode 7 of Shhh Happens, the gang gets together after a boozy lunch to talk about their peanut butter sandwich preferences, patrons using their wives as an excuse to ask for DVDs, and whether or not a ceiling counts as a wall. Plus, Ola totally botches Poland’s history of communism (sorry, Dad!) and a special guest makes an appearance. Put on your goofy green lizard boxers and whip out your ancient ball of tissues for an excellent romance novel feature. Follow us on Twitter for more mediocre humor: @clnjmsdn @olagronski @ZC_FRZR

7. P-Butt 'n Nutt

In Episode 6 of Shhh Happens, the gang talks about the patrons they’ve dubbed “The Threesome Twosome,” playing with bones, and the stink of loneliness. Caelan and Ola also introduce a new segment: SAS (Stressed About School). Shucking corn and buttery hair are also discussed. Follow us on Twitter for more mediocre humor: @clnjmsdn @olagronski @ZC_FRZR

6. Fan-freaking-tastic

After a brief hiatus, the Shhh Happens crew is back to talk about the mechanisms of a toaster, some zesty patrons, and the art of shaming pickup artists through the interlibrary loan system. But wait, there’s more! We’re briefly joined by our first time guest and long time listener. Plus, some bonus steamy ghost content. Follow us on Twitter for more mediocre humor: @clnjmsdn @olagronski @ZC_FRZR

5. A Slip 'n Slide of Ideas

In episode 4 of Shhh Happens, Caelan, Zac and Ola reminisce about their last ever Tuesday Pizza Party (butt cake included). They also talk about the struggle of writing in staff cards, the psychology behind name dropping, and how sitting within five feet of someone might as well make you married. Eat a pickle and drink some liqueur for an extra special listening experience. Follow us on Twitter for more mediocre humor: @clnjmsdn @olagronski @ZC_FRZR

4. Juicy

Episode 3 of Shhh Happens highlights Caelan coping with the fact that a patron told him to “have a nice life.” The gang also contemplates what going from hobo to high brow means, what nicer toiler paper can do for staff morale, and why you should watch Buffy The Vampire Slayer. Stay tuned ’til the end to see the conversation take a turn and get spiritual. Follow us on Twitter for more mediocre humor: @clnjmsdn @olagronski @ZC_FRZR

3. Feeling Meta

In episode 2 of Shhh Happens, Caelan and Ola tell Zac about the wildly talented patron who is infamous for leaving a melodically cryptic voicemail to the AV staff. Moving the sun, buying babies, and naked singing men are also discussed. Follow us on Twitter for more mediocre humor: @clnjmsdn @olagronski @ZC_FRZR

2. Cloudy Day Exterminate

In the premier episode of Shhh Happens, Caelan, Ola, and Zac (guest turned co-host), dive into some of their standard interactions at the public library they work at--Angry Birds or Ingrid Bergman, "Now let me hold you," and moving trees. They also introduce the cornerstone feature, "Random Dewey Search," which Caelan will totally botch explaining! Follow us on Twitter for more mediocre humor: @clnjmsdn @olagronski @ZC_FRZR

1. Many Edits

Shhh Happens is a podcast where three public library employees get together to share their weekly interactions. Join Caelan, Ola, and Zac for stories that range from mild to wild.