The Three Wise Men have returned! Pete D. Gaskell, Dave Bond & Andy Johannesen are back to update everyone of their whereabouts and what-fors, including getting lots of lockdown-related issues off their chests...and Andy takes the opportunity to describe stool samples in excruciating detail..." />

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Three Wise Men Episode Six: Lockdown Woes and Carrot Evacuations

We’re back! Pete D. Gaskell is joined by Dave Bond, Adi Anhang, Amy Walker & Al Galpin with an all-new raw and uncut episode! Together, they:- Find out more about our guests in Guest-ions- Pete interjects with a very short new audio feature, Ho Hum- Learn about medieval causes of death and bizarre remedies- And rail against the state of the world in Higher or Lower!" />

Of Death By Surprise And The Unexpected Joys of Supermarket Car Parks

It's time for some more crazy antics as we delve into the weird news of the week and play some silly games in the new episode of our flagship show! This week, Pete D. Gaskell is joined by guests Chris Haigh and Glenn Jakeman, and together they:- Learn about the sad Bullseye theme and a marathon-running dog in Fact of the Day;- Recoil in horror from stories involving penis bandits and bog-roll death spiders in Wankety Wank;- Discover the amazing true stories of the week, which this week are 24 hours of Toto's Africa, and an all-can-you-eat buffet taken literally in The World of Weird;- And there's a refreshing new twist to the classic game that is Talk The Talk!" />

Of Anal Arachnid Attack and The Sad Bullseye Theme

Join the Three Wise Men - Dave Bond, Andy Johannesen and Spindles - as they field questions on topics all and sundry and bring their inspired brand of lunacy in the process!In tonight's show, Andy goes overboard in his futuristic rebranding of the intricacies of mini golf, causing a meltdown from the other gentlemen, and Pete reveals his gentlemanly credentials at last, plus much more in the ways of madness..." />

Three Wise Men: Episode Five: The Fantastical Future of Crazy Golf

Get ready for some more crazy antics as we delve into the weird news of the week and play some silly games in the new episode of our flagship show! This week, Pete D. Gaskell is joined by legendary guests Chris "Hellblazerbiz" Gordon, Chris Haigh & Andy Johannesen, and together they:- Learn about Sean Connery's toupee and the miitary power of Pepsi in Fact of the Day;- Recoil in horror from stories involving turkey fondling and the rampant activities of a Gareth Southgate lookalike in Wankety Wank;- Discover the amazing true stories of the week, such as the handheld B.O. detector and possibly the worst burglary attempt of all time in The World of Weird;- And there's a refreshing new twist to the classic game that is Talk The Talk!" />

Smorgasbored Episode Two: Of Turkey Tickling And The Military Might of Pepsi

We're back! The flagship show returns with a new format, but the same absolute madness as we delve into the weird news of the week and play some silly games! This week, Pete D. Gaskell is joined by perennial favourite guests Adi Anhang, Dave Bond & Amy Walker, and together, they:- Learn about ET & moustachioed toads amongst others in Fact of the Day;- Recoil in horror from stories involving exploding sex arses and the annual Pool Balls Up The Bum contest in Wankety Wank;- Discover the amazing true stories of the week, such as the lifestory of the inventor of Neuticles and Pete finds out that portability isn't what he thinks it is in The World of Weird;- And there's a refreshing new twist to the classic game that is Talk The Talk!" />

Smorgasbored: Of The Perils of Portability And Exploding Sex Arses

Join the Three Wise Men - Dave Bond, Robert Haas & Dr. Andrew Corvero - as they field questions on topics all and sundry and bring their inspired brand of lunacy in the process!In tonight's show, Robert reveals his astonishing multicultural background, Andrew revokes his Doctor's licence, and Dave falls down a Werther's Originals adverts rabbit hole amongst much, much more!" />

Three Wise Men Episode Four: The Hidden Subtext of Werther's Originals

Join the Three Wise Men - Dave Bond, Andy Johannesen & The Phranchize - as they field questions on topics all and sundry and bring their inspired brand of lunacy in the process!In tonight's show, Dave reveals his surprising confession regarding the song Renegade Master, Phranchize unveils his aversion to eating with his hands, and Andy attempts to record an entire episode without mentioning swimming amongst much, much more!" />

Three Wise Men Episode Three: Erotic Cave Art for Emergencies

Join the Three Wise Men - Dave Bond, Spud Murphy & Dr. Andrew Corvero - as they field questions on topics all and sundry!In tonight's show, Dave reveals his unfamiliarity with sock masturbation techniques, Spud explains the perils of bus-based boners, and Dr. Corvero describes why you should wet yourself in an avalanche...amongst much, much more!" />

Three Wise Men Episode Two: The Sock Vagina Substitute

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Terry Duffelen & Spud Murphy as they discuss the weird week in sport!Today, we dissect:- Rolling substitutions and is offside in football really necessary?- Floyd Mayweather: Moneybags Newcastle owner?- Sports people crossing sports - Usain Bolt & Rio Ferdinand- Transfer announcement videos/posters- Bizarre own goals- And #QOTW - what is the best sporting tradition?" />

Funny Old Game Episode One: Why Doesn't Phil Jones Morris Dance?

In the first of a new batch of interviews with top podcasters, Pete sits down to grill Kobi Omenaka, host of Flixwatcher and The Wire: Stripped, in a way that only Smorgi can..." />

Smorgasbored Interviews...Kobi Omenaka!

Join the Three Wise Men - Dave Bond, Chris Haigh & Andy Johannesen - as they field questions on topics all and sundry!In tonight's show, Dave debates the correct office morning routine, Chris wonders what it is that attracts straight men to women, and Andy regales us on the perils of swimming in open waters...amongst much, much more!" />

Three Wise Men Episode One: The Latex Monster of Coniston Water

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Jack Gawn & Brendan Gylee as they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day in Smorgasbored Daily!Today's episode includes:Petty Peeves - ever-changing football badges/kits, self-checkouts (again), job site alerts & YouTube monetizationWeird News - hermaphrodog, cancer sex & Barney the sex dinosaur SmorgiHowThe Weirdest Link" />

Smorgasbored Daily: 30/1/18

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Dr. Andrew Corvero & Spindles as they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day in Smorgasbored Daily!Today's episode includes:Petty Peeves - odd ringtones, online petitions, & adverts in videosWeird News - positively worded weather forecasts, inaccurately cut bread rolls & a time traveller tells all! SmorgiHowThe Weirdest Link" />

Smorgasbored Daily: 25/1/18

Join Pete D. Gaskell, Adi Anhang & Dave Bond as they tackle the weird news and big discussions of the day in Smorgasbored Daily!Today's episode includes:Petty Peeves - energy drinks, mental health perception, and Dave goes meta!Weird News - after-disaster porn, the woman who never showers, and finding the Goldilocks condomSmorgiHowThe Weirdest Link" />

Smorgasbored Daily: 23/1/18

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