Why its not a good idea to try to date your hero

When an expert isnt an expert.

When a girl says try harder, she means try harder!

Sometimes, your dates just come up short. 

Even the best dates can Leave a bad taste in your mouth.

Just because I want to date a nerd, doesn't mean I want to turn into a Pokemon.

When your date goes from fluffy to straight up Mickey Mouse.

Sometimes the dates turn out to be full of... Stuffing ?

Well Its One, Two, Three Strikes You're  Out ......

Some dates come Batteries NOT included.