SWEET BUTT GUYS

S03E26: Space Cocks

Everyone hangs out in bloody curdled milk and Harry might finally get to face his demon! Corruption for everybody, hurrah!

S03E25: Harlock’s Destiny

We start this session with everyone having bravely run down into the sewer (or bravely been thrown down), enemies on both sides, and one of their own attacking them in a mad frenzy. Could it get any worse? …so much worse!

S03E24: Stop Trying to Kill Us

And we’re straight into the action! For real real this time. Knees split open. Stimulants kick in. Heads are shot. Arms are melted. Max does his best.

S03E23: That’s Not Ideal

No time to mourn the loss of another of Till’s precious followers, as it’s into the now gore filled sewage pipe to chase down the demon. The situation darkens as unknown assailants appear and… did they just throw grenades in here? Tink… tink.. tink.

S03E22: This Is Why No-one Likes You Guys

No more messing around – except for a quick but always important argument minute, and the equally important blowing my nose minute – but then we’re straight back into the showdown with the demonhost!! And then someone starts drinking demon blood. Nice one.

S03E21: Sally with a Sword

Heaps of banter, heaps of minutes, and then straight into intense battle with the demonhost! Will injecting Sally with frenzon save the day? Probably not!

S03E20: Music Can Fuck Off

Zeta does some sweet drifties in the trusty Isuzu Elf 40k to try get in touch with Eisencop while the rest of the team follow the blood trail into the tunnels to try and find Till. Experience the dark touch of the taint of the warp. Musty.

S03E19: Mean Drifty

We bid a tearfull-ish farewell to Till, and say hello to our new fully-fledged party member, Gaius Anderson! Kind of. Then it’s onwards and downwards as the party decides that everything went so well last time, why not chase the demon into the tunnels! Isuzu ELF 40k away!

S03E18: Gaius: Born in Bread

Now that they’ve finally reached their goal, the top of the lofty landing platform, crowded with psychers and muscle waiting for the mysterious shipment, how will our favorite guys fuck it up? Will disaster ensue? Or, more appropriately, what, when and how much disaster will ensue?? Tune in and find out!! SPOILER: Everything explodes, everyone goes insane, and we take it from there. Someone dies. Classic SBG

S03E17: If They Don’t All Claw Their Eyes out in Terror, I’ll Be Pretty Surprised

So many minutes! Sports minute, Danny’s mum minute, cut from the show minute… did you miss our pointless intro banter? No? Tough luck! After that we pick up the most unlikely follower yet, hard as it is to believe, and the team actually makes their way to intercept the artifact shipment in their trusty little Isuzu Elf 40,000!

S03E16: Sorry Danny’s Mum 2

The adventure continues as the guys split up and explore the office complex to meet the Gaiuses. Nail biting elevator riding! Mind bending office floor navigation! Gut wrenching location descriptions! I don’t know if I’m selling this, but trust me, it’s good. Splitting up is always good. Then someone has an accident in an elevator, various vehicles are hijacked, another follower is forgotten (sorry again Gary), and yet another is gained, again – welcome.. Read More

S03E15: Etymology

The Sweet Butt Guys spend 20 minutes getting directions. A new record, good job everyone! But they finally make it to the Brothel and Commercial district, where they spend another… little bit… trying to Find Gaius Anderson. Or was it Gaius Antishin? Who cares, am I right? Meanwhile the team picks up yet another follower, more or less, while others are forgotten. Sorry Davey.

S03E14: Precinct Six Twenty Six

This episode is dedicated to Gary, who we hold in remembrance this episode. There was nothing anyone could have done.

S03E13: For Gary

The guys have really been getting their banter down as of late, so join the sweet butt guys for their new minute… poop minute? Well, to be honest, more than just a minute. You have been warned. You will be rewarded for your patience however as the team, lead by the enlightened Max, enter a secret network of underground tunnels, trying to make it to the port to intercept a shipment.. Read More

S03E12: Full Elimination

Join the Sweet Butt Guys and their narrator, Thaddeus T. Handsome, while they dick around in various pen and paper roleplaying worlds.