News Burp #164
Imagine you go and drink your favourite soft drink only to find a dead mouse in there. Then you go and you complain to that company and they offer you...
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Matt and Adam are life long slaves to the hospitality industry, working as waiters, bar tenders, chefs, managers, tour guides, you name it.This show gives diaries of what it's like to work in hospitality, stories of the best and worst customers and tips and tricks for anyone considering going into the business as a career.We'll save you some time... ... don't do it!
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