Sorry Josh…the Bowflex is gone. This episode is presented by Mud Friend contact: tableinabasement@yahoo.com closing song: The Great Disappointment by A.F.I.

Table in a Basement

Blow Pens Were a Disappointment

High School Luke joins us for to cover the hard-hitting issues. Topics: Luke’s embarrassing incident, sports practices/conditioning, bullying or joking, halogen headlights, Presidential candidate Kanye West, cancel culture, and bathroom time… again

In the Sand

We’re back in the basement, and this episode is full of shenanigans. From ‘Bathroom Time’ to fixing movies, we cover the hard-hitting topics. Contact: tableinabasement@yahoo.com Closing song: Exit Music (For A Film) by Radiohead

Little Big Town and Lou Diamond Phillips

This was the first episode we recorded in the same room since the world shut down. Naturally, this leads to a discussion about popcorn reading, fluoride tablets, and other memories about elementary school. Later, we talk about timeouts and the struggle of dealing with little kids that are misbehaving. Other topics include American cheese, Josh’s pantry, bacon being overrated, and Jared’s unique product (limit one per household). We reminisce on the excitement of going to a video store as kids, from the stale air to the carpeted walls. Contact: tableinabasement@yahoo.com Closing song: Celebrate by Rebelution

First Episode Back in the Same Room

We recorded this a few weeks ago while our area was still in the yellow. Topics include needing a haircut, the lack of sports to watch currently, Penn State being a cult, politics, and some other shenanigans. Contact: tableinabasement@yahoo.com Closing song: Vices by Tomorrows Bad Seeds

Sorry for the Delay

On this episode, Josh and Jared catch up with their friend Lock Haven Luke. Topics include watching Jeopardy on Netflix, advice from celebrities, sad dad rock, Josh’s awkward zoom chat, and a class cheating scandal Luke uncovered. contact: tableinabasement@yahoo.com closing song: Yellow by Coldplay

Quarantined with Lock Haven Luke

This week, we catch up with our friend, the one and only Doctor Patrick, on his birthday! We finally get the scoop on what type of doctor he will become at the end of his program. Later, we talk about what Minnesota has been like during the quarantine, which leads to a conversation about lab mice, track suits, and broken elbows. Patrick brings a topic to the table that was a doozie. This was probably the longest we’ve stayed focused on one topic and it really had us captivated. The episode closes with a discussion about the good and bad of reality tv shows. Contact: tableinabasement@yahoo.com Closing song: Acetate by Metz

Dr. Patrick??

This week, we catch up with our friend trapped in the epicenter…in our opinion. Topics include The positives of the quarantine, the one goal during social distancing you know you will never accomplish, haircut speakeasys, renaissance fairs, and some events that should be in the Tokyo Olympics. Jared does an analysis of Josh’s latest dream and they discuss the mythology and mystique surrounding Eric’s dad Ron. Contact: tableinabasement@yahoo.com Closing song: Kountry Gentleman by Family Force 5

Quarantined with Logan

As we continue to podcast in isolation, we catch up with our friend high school Luke! Topics include what’s happening in the public, sad-dad rock, an update on that Bellefonte Express Christmas project, and Jared explains why Documentary Now is a must watch. Contact: tableinabasement@yahoo.com Closing song: My Heroine by Silverstein

Quarantined with High School Luke

This is a first for Table In A Basement, we recorded over the phone due to social distancing policies. We talk about what it’s been like so far and why professional wrestling is the greatest sport. other topics include Tiger King, things we watched on Netflix so far, and who is really responsible for what’s going on. Enjoy and stay safe! Contact: tableinabasement@yahoo.com

Quarantined

Prior to the quarantine, we had recorded a couple episodes, but never released them. Well, here’s another… enjoy! More episodes coming soon. Contact: tableinabasement@yahoo.com Closing song: Evaporate by Dance Gavin Dance

From The Vault Part 2

Prior to the quarantine, we had recorded a couple episodes, but never released them. Well, here’s one of them… enjoy! More episodes coming soon. Contact: tableinabasement@yahoo.com Closing song: Hidden Place by Björk

From the Vault

The podcast is back after a holiday break and includes Nikki, Logan, and Mike. The Gang gives a little Bellefonte Express update and hint at new music in the works. There is also a heated debate about whether or not 2020 marks the end of the decade. There’s new topics explored and quite a bit of banter in this episode. It feels great to be back. closing song: Alright by Kendrick Lamar contact: tableinabasement@yahoo.com

Welcome Back (The End of a Decade?)

This week, Josh and Jared are joined by Nikki and high school Luke. They begin the episode with a conversation about food and bulk stores in their area. They try a new cherry mead Luke made recently as he explains the strange process of making it. Other topics covered include customer reviews, a person’s sense of humor, Mr H the shop teacher, trouble makers, the cough-fart, and many others. They close the episode with multiple rants and Josh’s lack of dress socks makes him slightly irritable. closing song: January 10th, 2014 by The World Is A Beautiful Place And I Am No Longer Afraid To Die contact: tableinabasement@yahoo.com

Mesh Pantz

This week, Josh and Jared begin the episode with a conversation about the upcoming cold weather and talk about where their favorite place to have an itch is. Logically, this leads to the stress of haircuts and people buying drones. Other topics include checking the spam, extremely heavy music, disdain for PETA, and Buzzfeed quizzes. Closing song: The Excavator Song by Blippi Contact: tableinabasement@yahoo.com

# Above PETA

A frequently rotating cast of friends discuss whatever comes to mind with no particular goal in sight.