Take Five
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Take Five is a show where we pick a random one-word topic, suggested by our listeners, and discuss it for five minutes – no research allowed! It’s the shortest podcast on Earth! … Possibly. We didn’t check. So if you like short things and people who have no idea what they’re talking about, listen to Take Five! What have you got to lose? Well; except 0.0000001% of your life?
Take Five #51: Doctors
This is a passenger announcement. If there are any doctors on the plane, please make yourself known to a member of the cabin crew immediately. Hello,...
Take Five #50: Moisturiser
What happens to a dinosaur if you moisturise them? To find out, you'll need to listen to this week's episode of Take Five! Do you see what I did ther...
Take Five #49: Parenting
You there! Do you want to be a parent? Well, you'd better know that it's a lot of responsibility. What if your child turns out to be a goth? Do you r...
Take Five #48: Squirrels
Squirrels are cute. Everyone agrees. If someone tells you that squirrels aren't cute, it's a test to see if you agree with them. If you do, you've fa...
Take Five #47: Aliens
Aliens are probably pretty weird! But there's lots of weird stuff on Earth as well. Like those deep sea creatures that we never lay eyes on, which ar...
Take Five #46: Adverts
Do you like adverts? Then you'll love the refreshing taste of Pepsi Max Cherry! All the flavour, none of the sugar. Now with that great cherry taste!
Take Five #45: Babies
When two men who don't have children get together and talk about babies, one week after the episode about incest, you just know something good is goi...
Take Five #44: Incest
When a man and a woman love each other very much, and are closely related, and have no moral compass, they share a special illegal hug and... If you'...
Take Five #43: Taxes
The evil government wants your money so they can waste it all on silly things like making life better. If you want to get good and angry at them, lis...