We were joined by ULTRA DOLO and KEITH FROM DALLAS for a rousing romp through podcast land.  We talked about Black Jesus, Gary Coleman vs Gary Oleman, White Porn Sucks, Video Game Warriors Blaming Women for Their Own Ugliness and Me Getting Out on The Road To Make That Money. D'SISIVE provided the track JUST AN OSTRICH  from the album VAUDEVILLE(FRIENDS FOREVER) KEITH FROM DALLAS ULTRA DOLO Black Jesus Gary Coleman Gary Oleman White Porn Sucks Video Game Warriors Blaming Women for Their Own Ugliness Me Getting Out on The Road To Make That Money D'SISIVE JUST AN OSTRICH VAUDEVILLE(FRIENDS FOREVER)

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TLFC-43(@UltraDolo, @Keithfromdallas) Greatest Trick The Devil Pulled Was To Convince The World Jesus Wasn’t Black

This week we discussed our hiatus with special guests @CHONILLADOTCOM. I used that word again, goddamn it. It just seems to slip out sometimes on this show, not sure why. Its the only time that ever happens, swear to god or whatever. We talked about our recent troubles, Chill's Vision Issues, My Nutsack Vigilantism Again, Why Hannibal Sucks So Bad and Why I Wish I wasn't Stuck in The Maritimes. Also just a Hint of Bitterness. RAP LEGEND JESSE DANGEROUSLY provided the track TIM I SAID NO GUESTS @CHONILLADOTCOM Chill's Vision Issues My Nutsack Vigilantism Why Hannibal Sucks So Bad Why I Wish I wasn't Stuck in The Maritimes Hint of Bitterness RAP LEGEND JESSE DANGEROUSLY TIM I SAID NO GUESTS

TLFC-42:(@Chonilladotcom) Happy Birthday?

This episode is a first hand account of the Fort Hood Shooting incident. It was a mass murder in which an army officer killed 13 and injured 30 others. Rodger was right in the middle of it and went through what I can only describe as an appalling nightmare. I don't have any funny tags for this one. Its very heavy subject matter but this story has really inspired me. TRIGGER WARNING: EXTREME GUN VIOLENCE AS WELL AS THE DEATH OF AN INFANT occur in this episode.

TLFC-41: (SSG Rodger Winston) Momento Mori

Rashanii joined Chill and I while hiding in his laundry room to avoid his gigantic family. Kind of like he wishes he could have back when he was locked in a room with a pile of cousins. We talked about Family Parties, Appropriation Of Political Positions, Our Favorite Childhood Toys, The Greatest New Term Describing The Friendship Between Straight Guys And Lesbians - Lesbros, Rahanii's Mamma Didn't Love Him, The Oculus Rift, Eldest V. Youngest and more.  D'SISIVE provided the track WESTCOAST from the album  VAUDEVILLE (FRIENDS FOREVER) D'SISIVE WESTCOAST from the album  VAUDEVILLE (FRIENDS FOREVER) Catch Rahanii's podcast on The Single Simulcast Rahanii's Mamma Didn't Love Him The Oculus Rift Eldest V. Youngest Family Parties Appropriation Of Political Positions Our Favorite Childhood Toys The Greatest New Term Describing The Friendship Between Straight Guys And Lesbians - Lesbros  

TLFC-40: (@Rashanii) Some People Aren’t Going To Appreciate It, But I’ve Got A Really Big D*#k

In this episode ULTRA DOLO joined us to discuss Their Upcoming Marriage, The Proposal, Lesbians Discussing Dick, The Lesbian-Straight Man Alliance, The Meaning of Ratchet, The Hotsauciest Vagina Ever, Scotch Bonnets, Snow Wussiness, Fuckfest 2014, Scrotal Vigilantism, Finding Work, Books That Irritate, Black Folks Telling Black History, The History of Sex, Farewell Squishy The Cat and Getting Them Off The Show Before They Started Skype Fucking.  The track this week is PAST PREACHIN' FEAT. RELIC from the MAD DUKEZ AND FRESHKILS album THE OPEN AFFAIRS EP. Enjoy! ULTRA DOLO RELIC MAD DUKEZ AND FRESHKILS THE OPEN AFFAIRS EP PAST PREACHIN' Lesbians Discussing Dick The Lesbian-Straight Man Alliance The Meaning of Ratchet The Hotsauciest Vagina Ever Scotch Bonnets Snow Wussiness Fuckfest 2014 Scrotal Vigilantism Finding Work Black Folks Telling Black History

TLFC-39(@UltraDolo)-You Should Never Put Texas Pete on a Vag!#a

@DaKcStork joined me for this episode. We discussed Nursing School, Podcasting Changing The World, Being Inspired By Nurses, His Relationships and Kids, His Tours of Duty In Iraq, The Perils of Medicine, The Limitations of Machines, His Experience in The Fort Hood Shooting, Gay Marriage, Being a Father, Being a Father of Girls, Hunting, Remembering Dial Up, Remembering the 90's. THE EXTREMITIES W./ FRACTION, PRINCE PO AND MAYA KILLTRON provided the track THE GETAWAY from the album REFRESH   @DaKcStork THE EXTREMITIES W./ FRACTION, PRINCE PO AND MAYA KILLTRON THE GETAWAY REFRESH The Perils of Medicine Nursing School Podcasting Changing The World Being Inspired By Nurses His Relationships and Kids His Tours of Duty In Iraq The Limitations of Machines His Experience in The Fort Hood Shooting Gay Marriage Being a Father Being a Father of Girls Hunting Remembering Dial Up Remembering the 90's

TLFC-38 (@DaKcStork):The First Thing About The All Negro Meeting Is – You Don’t Talk About The F*%king All Negro Meeting

CHEMDA from the Keith And The Girl podcast joined us (that's right, she's BACK!) and showed us how its done. We covered Podcasting Partnerless, Strap-On The Snowman, "Candyland" Orgasms, Why Keith Might Not Want To Do The Show, Sex After Getting Engaged, Chill Got Engaged!, Adulthood Sucks, Hippy Chill, Chemda Food, Soft-Ass Jew Food, When Interviews Go Wrong, So Proud Of Lauren. FRACTION & FRESH KILS provided the track CHANGE from the album EXTRA SCIENCE for the music this week. Thanks and Love to Chonilla.com, Love from Hali to Miami.   CHEMDA FRACTION & FRESH KILS CHANGE EXTRA SCIENCE Keith And The Girl podcast Chill is BACK! Podcasting Partnerless Strap-On The Snowman "Candyland" Orgasms Why Keith Might Not Want To Do The Show Sex After Getting Engaged Chill Got Engaged! Adulthood Sucks Hippy Chill Chemda Food Soft-Ass Jew Food When Interviews Go Wrong So Proud Of Lauren

TLFC-37 (Chemda): I Feel Like I’m Your Ni@#er Chemda

RASHANII joined me for a great conversation without Chill: sorry folks, the Vagcation continues. We talked about Being a Kid in the Snow, Doo-Doo Down the Leg, Catch a Tigger by the Toe? Really?, Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood, Hanging out on the Bottom of the Pay Scale, So Many Jobs So Many Kids, Indigo and The West African Slave Trade, Where The Blues Got Its Name, Africville, Customer Service and Treating Workers Like People. Awesome. The D-SISIVE track I LOVE A GIRL is the song this episode and it can be found on the album VAUDEVILLE(FRIENDS FOREVER). Much love to Chonilla, Chill and all the listeners. Love from Hali to Miami.    RASHANII Vagcation Continues Being a Kid in the Snow Doo-Doo Down the Leg Catch a Tigger by the Toe? Really?Oryx and Crake by Margaret Atwood Hanging out on the Bottom of the Pay Scale So Many Jobs So Many Kids Indigo and The West African Slave Trade Where The Blues Got Its Name Africville Customer Service and Treating Workers Like People

TLFC-36 (Rashanii): I’m The Well Shaved, Always Washed A$$#ole

FRESH KILS & RAP LEGEND JESSE DANGEROUSLY joined me for part three in the Chill out series. Chill less series? Whatever, Chill is still off getting it in. We talked as Jesse walked home through a cold Ottawa night and despite my exhaustion they killed it. We discussed Touring, Being the Smartestest Canadian in America, Andrew's Incurable Jungle Fever, Immortalizing Girlfriends in Your Art, Being A Good White Person and Not Misleading The Sweet Little Black Children.  RAP LEGEND JESSE DANGEROUSLY provided the music with his new single A MORE BLESSED PERFECTION. www.peterdiamond.ca sponsored this episode. I miss you Chill, you are the best. Thanks and Love to Chonilla, Love from Hali to Miami. FRESH KILS RAP LEGEND JESSE DANGEROUSLY A MORE BLESSED PERFECTION Chill is still off getting it in Touring Being the Smartestest Canadian in America Immortalizing Girlfriends in Your Art Being A Good White Person Andrew's Incurable Jungle Fever Not Misleading The Sweet Little Black Children www.peterdiamond.ca

TLFC-35 (Fresh Kils & Jesse Dangerously): I Was Super Good, I Was Sh!*#ing Real Nice

This episode is part 2 in my lonely trek across the desolate and forlorn wasteland that is my quivering, pasty white soul without my Chill. Really I got to interview a hero of mine who I still can't believe took the time out for us. DON BARRIS and MARY JANE GREEN joined me from a secret car somewhere in West Hollywood California probably. We discussed Don's Huge Hog, Michigan, Origins of The Big 3 Project, Fund Anything.com: The Big 3 Project, Touring with Dice, Deathsquad Network, Advice for New Comics, The Ding Dong Show and a ton more. They were amazing and if you aren't listening to and supporting Don's work you should be. D'SISIVE provided the music with the track NEVER KNEW ME from the album VAUDEVILLE. Thanks as always to Sherley and Clove! Love from Hali to Miami. DON BARRIS MARY JANE GREEN Don's Huge Hog Michigan Origins of The Big 3 Project The Ding Dong Show Fund Anything.com: The Big 3 Project Touring with Dice Deathsquad Network Advice for New Comics

TLFC-34 (Don Barris & Maryjane): You Start Out With a C*#k Question, You End With A C*#k Question

This is the first episode during Chill's vacation and therefore I was miserably distraught and nearly inconsolable. However, JESS WOOD joined me and we got our ratchet on. We talked about Winning The Asshole Award, her Subway Butt Plug Incident, Government Health Care, Gang Violence In L.A. and how much Jess Wood Hates Your Kids. FRACTION & FRESH KILS supplied the music with the title track from the album EXTRA SCIENCE JESS WOOD | @TheJessWood | jesswood1 via youtube Winning The Asshole Award Subway Butt Plug Incident Government Health Care Gang Violence In L.A. Jess Wood Hates Your Kids FRACTION & FRESH KILS: EXTRA SCIENCE  

TLFC-33(Jess Wood): Look out Jew, I got the plug!

We talked to ROD and KAREN from THE BLACK GUY WHO TIPS podcast about all manner of issues, both pertinent and ancillary. The highlights included Historically Black Colleges and Universities, Education Failures, Party Culture, Black God vs. White God, Football "Bullying", Dolphin Ass Dolphin's Players (TM Elon James White), Hostile Work Environments and Living The Premium Lifestyle. They pretty much laid the egg this Chicken hatched from so thanks and love as always to them. FRACTION & FRESH KILS provided the song with ANOTHER ONE FORGOTTEN from the album EXTRA SCIENCE. Thanks to Chonilladotcom. Love from Hali to Miami. ROD and KAREN THE BLACK GUY WHO TIPS Historically Black Colleges and Universities Education Failures Party Culture Black God vs. White God Living The Premium Lifestyle Football "Bullying" Hostile Work Environments

TLFC-32(The Black Guy Who Tips): What if Slaves and Clowns Had a Party?

Listener favorite ERIK SOUTHEY joined us for all manner of foolishness. We went deep about Gentrification, Skinheads, Squatting, Dressing Your Age, the Politics of Gentrification and Why White People Are Still Super Evil. HALIFAX RAP LEGEND JESSE DANGEROUSLY provided the track MAKE HYMN CRY from the album HUMBLE & BRILLIANT as a tribute to Atheism in general because I'm sure Chill never reads these. Love from Hali to Miami. ERIK SOUTHEY  Why White People Are Still Super Evil HALIFAX RAP LEGEND JESSE DANGEROUSLY MAKE HYMN CRY HUMBLE & BRILLIANT Gentrification Squatting Dressing Your Age Politics of Gentrification Why White People Are Still Super Evil Atheism Chill never reads these

TLFC-31(Erik Southey): Crack is Awesome!

ULTRA DOLO joined the show to discuss the Chicken's first birthday, gunpoint apologies for white evil, my corny hallowe'en history moment and the magic of electricity. We endured the Caucasian Contamination and Infestation Celebration part 2: The Bathroom Banana Bandit and an Ebonic Colonic as well. D'SISIVE provided the track THE NIGHT MY BABY DIED(WITH MUNESHINE) from the album VAUDEVILLE. Love from Hali to Miami.   ULTRA DOLO The Chicken's first birthday Gunpoint apologies for white evil My corny Hallowe'en history moment The magic of electricity Caucasian Contamination and Infestation Celebration part 2: The Bathroom Banana Bandit Ebonic Colonic D'SISIVE VAUDEVILLE THE NIGHT MY BABY DIED(WITH MUNESHINE)

TLFC-30(Ultra Dolo): WHERE MY N!&&@S IS AT???

In this episode the What's The Tea? Podcast invades the Chicken like a hoard of ravenous 17th century European settlers across the small pox ravaged plains of our podcast nation.  Not really, but damn, that would have been exciting as shit. R2ThaEdgy and Nic the Ju were, of course, awesome and Reggy and I compared diction size (you know he won), we talked about public masturbation, then Drake, appropriation of culture and I had the most help with an Ebonic Colonic yet. What can I say? These guys are the kind of people I feel like I have known for years after exchanging a few words on the internet. Good people, good podcast, check it out. NOLELY NOLE & M MAC again for this episode. LEOPARD PRINT GOLD BRICKS is their album and I really can't put this thing down.  So fucking catchy. I'm absolutely putting the whole thing out this way. TRAP 'N' SEX is the track and I hope it causes the addiction in you it has in me lately. If so, go pick up this recording @nolelynole on twitter to find them.  Let them know where you heard their shit, it would help out a ton.  Please review and rate the show on iTunes and a thumbs up on stitcher goes a long way, thanks. Please DONATE and help us out guys, we could really use it. Thanks to Chonilla, as always.  Love from Hali to Miami. R2ThaEdgy and Nic the Ju What's The Tea? Podcast Diction Sizes Lexicontroversy Masturbating in the Wrong Parking Space Dropping off semen Appropriation of Culture vs. Background Whiteness NOLELY NOLE & M MAC LEOPARD PRINT GOLD BRICKS TRAP 'N' SEX Caucasian Infestation Sanitation Celebration

TLFC-29(What’s The Tea? Podcast): The Next Black Person I See, I’m Going To Run Them Over

Owen and Chill come together to discuss topics that ranges from the absurd to effects of history on present day life.