we need all of you to stop what you're doing and listen. Following a club statement issued on twitter late last night, your three loyal podcast hosts would like to issue their thoughts on going ons behind the scenes. More to follow.

Tea & Busquets Podcast

I have just been handed an urgent and horrifying new-story

Another week, another Leo and Luke special for you lucky lot with Ralph off for the second show on the bounce. This one has it all: an uncomfortable title, a cameo appearance from Leo’s neurotic dog, 10 minutes of singing Arsenal’s praises, and our very own alternative ballon d’or shortlist. We're off for the October international break, but rest assured normality will resume in a fortnight... Or will it?

Unai Emery’s 50 shades of cottage #Ep23

While Ralph’s in Corfu enjoying the mediterranean hurricane (I know, it sounds like a shit wrestler, but they really are a thing apparently), Leo pops round Luke's mahoosive Farmhouse to eat jammy dodgers and discuss all things football. This week we chat about everything from Ronaldo doing a bad, to Mourinho’s deja vu decline into Moyes-level mediocrity, to the age-old issue of English players’ reluctance to apply their trade in mainland Europe. It wouldn’t be TnB without our usual roundup of all the EPL action from Gameweek 7, and of course, Luke giving us an update on the highly anticipated top-of-the-table Saturday League clash from the weekend.

The Luke and Leo Show #Ep22

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I have just been handed an urgent and horrifying new-story

Unai Emery’s 50 shades of cottage #Ep23

The Luke and Leo Show #Ep22