This week, Tyrus is joined by special guest Ingrid Rinck. Tyrus reveals what happened to him when he was abducted by aliens. Ingrid explains why monograms can be so important when solving crime. and Tyrus is exposed to a new dark side of interacting with fans.  Follow Tyrus on Twitter: @PlanetTyrus Follow Kat Timpf on Twitter: @KatTimpf

The Tyrus and Timpf Podcast

It Was All A Dream

Tyrus risks it all to help his daughter become an entrepreneur. Kat explains how bad of a driver she is. And Tyrus' daughter sweeps the competition in a first-ever Tyrus & Timpf game show. Plus: The Dalmation Detective agency returns to solve a murder based on saturated fat and cheese.

Y'all Means More Than Two

Tyrus explains why he would publicly testify against this daughter for being bad at hide-n-seek. Kat tells her boyfriend what she wants included in their wedding vows. Tyrus explains when having someone run at you naked could be a good thing. PLUS: Tyrus and Kat update listeners on their thoughts on the events of this past week. Follow Tyrus on Twitter: @PlanetTyrus Follow Kat Timpf on Twitter: @KatTimpf

Ghost the Troll

On a serious note, Tyrus and Kat take a moment at the top of the episode to address the difficult events of this week.  Tyrus wants to rename the capital of his favorite state to "shenanigans." Kat analyzes one man's technique for intimacy with an inanimate object. and Kat discovers Tyrus' acting skills as a microwavable food.  Plus: Find out what is the second stupidest thing Tyrus has heard today.

"Pocket Like it's Hot"

Tyrus and Kat discuss the type of person who uses 9-1-1 as their "posse." Kat reveals which politician she wants to see do stand up comedy. Tyrus explains what wearing your coat inside means for your relationship.  On a Serious Note: Tyrus pays tribute to his friend Shad Gaspard Follow Tyrus on Twitter: @PlanetTyrus Follow Kat Timpf on Twitter: @KatTimpf

Like Parsley on a Burger

Tyrus reveals which animal is the "handyman" of the animal kingdom.  Kat discusses her life-long desire to be the mother of a Lizard named "Perogi-Perogi Timpf." Tyrus explains why its important to wear velcro shoes near windows in Russia. PLUS: Find out why Tyrus is describing Devon as a Disney Villain.  Follow Tyrus on Twitter: @PlanetTyrus Follow Kat Timpf on Twitter: @KatTimpf

Born to Be a Lizard Queen

Kat and Tyrus express concern for one five-year-old Lamborgini lover.  Tyrus announces his plans to audition to be the new Mr. Clean. And Kat plans to seek justice for professional mermaids, next week on the Fox News Channel. PLUS: Kat explains why Candy Crush would make her an awful crossing guard. Follow Tyrus on Twitter: @PlanetTyrus Follow Kat Timpf on Twitter: @KatTimpf

Friends, Not Hostages

Tyrus explains why his favorite reality TV star might not be his favorite after all. Kat describes how she'd retaliate against a cheap boyfriend. Tyrus warns against dating your chimpanzee.  Plus: Tyrus and Kat explain why listeners need to be cautious when walking around the house naked during quarantine. Follow Tyrus on Twitter: @PlanetTyrus Follow Kat Timpf on Twitter: @KatTimpf

90 Day Side Chick

Tyrus explains why he never really liked playing Hide N Seek. Kat writes a song for her boyfriend during quarantine. Tyrus tries to book a llama for the podcast.  PLUS: Tyrus and Kat concoct a plan to make some money during lockdown.  Follow Tyrus on Twitter: @PlanetTyrus Follow Kat Timpf on Twitter: @KatTimpf

Hiding Places & Hair Salons

Tyrus continues to podcast from home while his daughter makes slime in the backyard.  Kat gets addicted to a reality show Tyrus suggested. Tyrus explains why clothes during a pandemic are so important. Plus:  Kat looks back on the worst ways she's been broken up with. Follow Tyrus on Twitter: @PlanetTyrus Follow Kat Timpf on Twitter: @KatTimpf

No Clothes, No Service

Someone at Tyrus' house has a late-night orange soda craving. Kat weighs in on a reality TV problem. And Tyrus' Yorkie refuses to sign a peace treaty with the mailman.  PLUS: Tyrus helps his daughter build a castle where Cinderella and her Prince Charming are forced to socially distance. Follow Tyrus on Twitter: @PlanetTyrus Follow Kat Timpf on Twitter: @KatTimpf

A Clothing Quarantine

Tyrus unknowingly April fools his social media followers.  Kat makes plans with herself to squeeze her own blackheads.  Kat battles her next-door neighbors during quarantine.   PLUS: Find out what special skill Tyrus learned while performing Shakespeare in college. 

Chardonnay & Meth

Kat introduces her new puppy to the podcast. Tyrus stockpiles Twinkies for the end of the world. And Tyrus explains how flushing clothing down the toilet runs in his family. *Unpopular Opinion* Find out why the airport is Kat's favorite place to go to the bathroom. Follow Tyrus on Twitter: @PlanetTyrus Follow Kat Timpf on Twitter: @KatTimpf

Tyrus Exotic & Carl the Pup

Tyrus and Kat share their quarantine advice with listeners. Kat wants to watch a tiny man carry his body-builder wife on his back. And Tyrus' family bought hazmat suits for everyone but him. PLUS: Find out the place Tyrus says he would never voluntarily travel to.   Follow Tyrus on Twitter: @PlanetTyrus Follow Kat Timpf on Twitter: @KatTimpf

Liar, Liar, Pig Poop on Fire

This week Tyrus and Kat are practicing social distancing because of the Coronavirus, and are in different locations. They revisit some of their favorite moments from happier times. They go to their reporter, live from a crab leg buffet brawl. Kat wonders about the difficulty of playing naked basketball. And Tyrus says he’s “upset but not outraged” about a defecating delivery guy. *Hot Take* Tyrus wants to make asparagus the “nuff said” vegetable emoji Follow Tyrus on Twitter: @PlanetTyrus Follow Kat Timpf on Twitter: @KatTimpf

Social Distancing Time Machine

Tyrus and Timpf give their hot takes, explore weird headlines and share amusing stories.

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The Tyrus and Timpf Podcast

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