Here’s a fun game! Count how many times Miranda clicks her pen before Elysha loses it! (HINT: It’s more than one!) This episode we both are showing our 30’s by being excited over organizing and getting new appliances. We discuss Tiktok, smoking houses and the latest movies and TV shows we’ve watched! 

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11. Tong and Burrito

We recorded this episode last week and I (Elysha) have procrastinated on finishing it up so here it is! This week Elysha does her Monthly Murder/Mystery so listen if you want to hear about the Fodder family. We also taste test some candy on this episode and if the sound of people chewing bothers you then we suggest skipping past that. (Elysha here again, its probably the reason it took me so long to finish because the sound of chewing is just too much. I'm going to go ahead and say we won't ever do it again.) We also give our tv recommendations and an update on Scott Peterson. 

10. Elysha Says the Dumbest Things

Catch up with us! Find out why we didn’t record for a month! So much has changed since we last recorded, houses have been bought, jobs have been found, and even with all of the the good going on its been a tough month for the both of us. We had so much to talk about and so little time! 

9. Houses & Jobs & Food, Oh my!

Happy Tuesday! This week we had some mimosas while we recorded so excuse us while we ramble on about all the "conspiracy theories" that have going around online along with a few other random topics. Miranda wants to know if everyone has the same Mom Problems she does and Elysha wants to know why making adult decisions is so hard! TCABW 

8. Mercury Is No Longer In Retrograde

Hello! We come to you on a Thursday this week! If you didn't know yet, Unsolved Mysteries is back. Elysha had been hearing that a lot of people skipped the third episode because its in french so she did the work for you and sums the episode up. That's right, we have a bit of true crime on this episode along with some school updates from Miranda! We also get into a conversation about having children during a pandemic and something about toilet tamales... 

7. Kids Talk, Dogs Don't

As promised we are back this week! Take a listen to see why we took last week off, who has sod, who is having skin issues, some puppy drama, some Netflix recommendations and FINALLY a book recommendation! We also talk a bit about the Golden State Killer! Life has been a bit hectic for us lately but Things Could Always Be Worse....

6. The Grass Is Always Green Where You Water It

We are fashionably late this week, we blame Mercury. This week we go over some bachelor talk, divorces, and our usual life updates. One of us had a wild weekend while the other of us spent the weekend with kids, Miranda gives a pupdate and Elysha wants to know if it's her boyfriend or all men in general who do this one thing. Also every time Elysha says Chicago she means Colorado so there’s that… TCABW 

5. Mercury is in Retrograde

Happy Tuesday! One of us on the podcast has Tick Tock, listen to find out who! We also talk about Myka Stauffer who re-homed her adopted son and of course we catch you up on our life.  

4. Someone Got Tick Tock

Happy Tuesday to all! Today we get into a little bit about whats going on in our country and heartbroken is an understatement. We also have some swimsuit suggestions and not many book suggestions. Listen to end for an embarrassing wax story and for a kind of merch update! 

3. Life is Ruff

Happy Tuesday! This week we go over the news of Victoria's Secret closing a good chunk of their stores and our opinions on Khloe Kardashian's new face!Book Recommendations: The Beekeeper's Promise and The Dressmaker's Gift  Sources:https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.usatoday.com/amp/5231836002 https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.businessinsider.com/victorias-secret-rise-and-fall-history-2019-5%3famp  

2. What's That Smell?

The girls are back! We are new and improved! Okay well maybe not improved but we did drop the true crime aspect of our show. We’re excited to talk about new topics pertaining to how life is hard and how Things Could Always Be Worse. In this episode (which is our new number one episode) we talk about starting over. Our podcast gets a new start and so do our lives. So much has changed since our last recording and we can’t wait to get back in touch with everyone! 

1. It's Okay to Start Over

Happy Monday everyone!! Unfortunately this is our last episode for a while due to social distancing! Miranda has a sick aunt to take care of and we do not want to compromise her health! So enjoy this week where we talk about spring break murders, talk about all the crazy stuff going on, and the kicker, ELYSHA DOES A PARODY SONG ABOUT THE CORONAVIRUS. Seriously, if you don't listen this is the reason you should! She does not disappoint. Things start to get drunk and weird shortly after but if you know us then it isn't too off from our usual. We will miss recording and we will miss everyone but we we need to do what is best for everyone! Everything is a mess and you might think "HOW!?" but Things Could Always Be Worse! 

When Will This All Be Over!?

If you're tired of hearing about the Corona virus then we are sorry, this is not the episode for you! They promise they're not one of the crazies buying all the toilet paper. This week the girls cover epidemics and pandemics. Elysha gives you all the information on whats going on (as of last Wednesday) and Miranda tells the story of Typhoid Mary! The girls turned everything into a drinking game this episode so you know how that went! The entire episode they insisted they would talk about The Bachelor and it never even happened! The world might be losing its shit but don't forget, Things Could Always Be Worse!

Do You Wash Your Hands?!

Happy Monday! This week the girls cover unsolved mysteries! Elysha tells us about the murder of Dorothy Jane Scott and Miranda covers the story of Lovers Lane! Also we promise we aren't confused about the episode number but the bonus episode threw it off so we'll just blame Adrian for that one. On a personal note the girls talk about their mental health (when don't they) and the crazy things that inevitably happen throughout the week! Life might be crazy but also Things Could Always Be Worse! 

Episode Nine Or Episode Ten!?

Here's a bonus episode everyone! Miranda had a family emergency and Elysha wasn't sure if they would be able to record so she voluntold her boyfriend to record with her! Since Miranda came home in time they decided to release this episode as a bonus episode! So Elysha tells Adrian the story of John List, then they do a few q&a's and talk a bit how they met and how Georgia came about! 

BONUS: For Better AND For Worse?!

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