Turtle's Paradise Ep. T.1
Wherein Tj and Chris confront the oft-confusing translation of table dog purple liquefy, chili squint, and wet bread. This week's beer: Rusty Rail NOk...
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Welcome to Turtle's Paradise, where Chris & Tj invite you to join them in attempting to grasp the miasma of numbers, princesses, and strange haircuts that IS Final Fantasy.
Turtle's Paradise Ep. VII.5
Wherein Tj and Chris (at long last) welcome Cid's comeuppance vis-a-vis a certain assistant, confirm that you can't do the Wutai quest after the Retur...
Turtle's Paradise Ep. VII.4
Wherein Tj and Chris raise their body temperatures by any means necessary, completely disregard a tower defense game, and disappoint the more religiou...
Turtle's Paradise Ep. VII.3
Wherein Tj and Chris are ON A BOAT, in LITTLE DUNE BUGGY, and go down in a blaze of glory but are still able to paddle around in shallow water and riv...
Turtle's Paradise Ep. VII.2
Wherein Tj and Chris channel their inner Kornheiser and Wilbon, shill grenades as the answer to every problem in Midgar, and receive gifts of dice and...
Turtle's Paradise Ep. VII.1
Wherein Tj and Chris ACTUALLY PUBLISH A BLEEDING PODCAST FOR A CHANGE, plug their Final Fantasy XI streaming project senseless, name-check Legend of L...
Turtle's Paradise Bonus Episode #1
Wherein Tj and Chris realize that they've lived someone's D&D campaign, II tried really hard (and the cast of VIII needs to get punched), Mario Hoops ...
Turtle's Paradise Ep. VI.5
Wherein Tj and Chris get Ultima, get Quick, get magic costs down to nearly nil, and break the endgame over their knees. Also, they tease a big announc...
Turtle's Paradise Ep. VI.4
Wherein Tj and Chris put the band back together (following an epiphany at a church that may or may not involve James Brown), quality-check seafood for...
Turtle's Paradise Ep. VI.3
Wherein Tj and Chris go digging through the trash for magical monsters to collect and trade, comport themselves with the utmost decorum, and fail at f...