Umpire Pants
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Are umpire pants the best pants ever? Mary says yes, her son Bill says no. They also argue about almost everything else.

Episode 213: That Defrosts My Balls

We’re back in person, and Bill is worse than ever. Best American rock band? I think we’re sticking with CCR. The Space Force revealed their uniforms. ...
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Episode 212: I Love a Big Zucchini

Bill is out with TMJ issues, but his testicles are also HUGE. Our dad Russel is here to tell a story of how he “almost” got in a fight. Mary’s Shit Li...
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Episode 211: Dumby?

We come in hot and sloppy with this remote recording! Mary’s edibles got ruined by humidity. Oh Word! We talk about misunderstandings resulting from f...
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Episode 206: The Sarcastic Raves

We’re live on scene camping this week and the crows are yelling, folks! Mary isn’t here, but we have a segment from her. Bill’s piss-toe is back, bayb...
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