We finally returned with a new episode; this time in quarantine.  We've owned up to our laziness and discuss how life and the world is changing. Plus, we're unsober, so we ramble some. 

UNSOBER with Rob+Christine

1: We're back, bitches.

1:08 - Online Shopping 2:16 - Drug dealers don't use Venmo 3:13 - China's Social Credit - 1st try 3:38 - Christine derails us with a high school memory  4:34 - China's Social Credit - 2nd try 12:10 - Dumb drunk moment... 12:34 - Casting Love Spells  15:58 - Rob opens one of Christine's dating wounds  17:27 - What Christine is looking for in a man. 21:28 - totally NOT talking about Arabic numbers and foreign countries 23:06 - Sad Nursery Rhymes  25:05 - Christine calls Becky's hair cat poop 26:04 - What?  Christine asks Rob to have a baby with her! 

3: We talk about.... A LOT, because we got pretty wasted.

2:28 we talk about a 90-year-old man who loves to give out candy bars.  7:17 - we discuss what is "the year of Rob" 10:32 - Christine brings up "cuddle groups" 

2: Cuddle Groups and 90 Year Old Men.

We start talking about a boy Christine is just not that into before we unsoberly ramble our way into talking about a time Rob had machine guns pointed at him for someone else's tab. 

1: I'm just not that into you... but here pay my tab.

How does a single straight girl and single gay guy make it through their 30's… UNSOBER!