My Pillow
The Astronauts wonder if you really can kill someone with a pillow. Alex wishes everyone would raise their standards and Melissa knows Stella got her ...
We Could Have Been Astronauts
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Two practical strangers on the launch pad to nowhere, discussing culture, that thing you did last summer, and shame spirals.
Sounds Like a Furby
The Astronauts learn about mortal sins. Melissa has good reason not to carve pumpkins this year, and Alex takes all the credit for the worldwide succe...
Dave Thomas Approved
The Astronauts talk death at a Phish show. Melissa kind of makes a friend/stalker and Alex flaunts his free Frosty Card because he’s adopted.
Suck It Social Media
The Astronauts talk Facebook Whistleblower. Melissa is done with Cancel Culture and Alex wonders how to get rid of Social Media.
King of the Castle
The Astronauts single handedly boost streaming numbers for Bruce Hornsby and Tupac. Melissa learns she can’t count on Alex as backup in a bar fight an...
Dont Yuck My Yum
The Astronauts find out if 911 can trace you if calling from a cellphone. Melissa prays for Terry Bradshaw to be on Cameo and Alex is either having mu...
Reverse Education
ASTRO EXTRA: The Astronauts have a tight 3 minutes on Super Girl. Melissa tells tales of Willy the Meth Dealer and Alex nails his Fantasy Football te...
Up The Dosage
The Astronauts wax nostalgic for Big Johnson T-Shirts. Melissa uncovers a Fast & Furious conspiracy that chills the soul, and Alex records his Covid C...
Piss Pool
The Astronauts learn that most of the Night Court cast is dead. Melissa gets excited about being back in style every 10 years and Alex still holds out...
All I See Are Short Giraffes
The Astronauts deal with the fallout from the Phish show. Melissa is trying to decide what to be for Halloween and Alex sings the praises of female dr...