**Nominated for 'Best Comedy' at the Australian Podcast Awards 2018 & 2019** Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Well if you have, then you’re in good company. Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome to Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that thinks too hard about the monotony of life. By debating the obvious, challenging social conventions and improvising sketches, we're more concerned with the crumbs than the cookie.
How confident are you in being that first person to put their hands together at the end of a performance? It's a big risk, what if you get it wrong? T...
We talk animal shelters, flat tyres and delivery estimate etiquette. Josh clumisly wades into dog eugenics while Christian can't stop talking about se...
"The boys are back in town, the boys are back in towwwnnnn." *sung to the tune of "Boys Are Back In Town".While we've been hating our lives in lockdow...
Hello Patchworkers, it's been too long! Sorry for not communicating clearly with you as to what's been going on with the show. The short version is: '...
'What is the purpose of the front porch light if not to be left on for members of the household currently out of the house!?' says Josh indignantly du...
What is the etiquette surrounding after hours emails? Is there such a thing as an over-enthusiastic active listener? And Dion is shocked by Christian ...
Grab your tickets to our next live show as part of the Melbourne Podcast Festival! Join us at the Jam Factory on Sunday August 1st at 2:15pm. https://...
How do you apply sauce to your food? Are you a side or top saucer? Can you defer a house tour? What do you point out when giving someone a tour of you...
Dion encourages thieves to steal his car; Josh takes a nap, fully clothed; we discuss the lengths we all go to when using up the last little bits of a...
Josh and Christian argue over a dinner order that never came to fruition; what is your strategy for finding a car spot? what is your desert island veg...