Topics include but are not limited to: The Founding Fathers, TB12, upside down pineapples, a very merry Magnises holiday party, MANDY, the babysitters union, meat parties, El Chapo, Brooke Hogan, TSA trolls, dog names, the day after Valentine's Day, oatmilk, Santa Con, joining a cult, and more. Here is the link to the Natalie Portman Miss Dior commercial: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vN3HRvWnmro 

Year of the Party

05 | Sandy Cohen Was The Founding Father of Magnises

We completely lose our mind in this week's episode. Topics of discussion include but are not limited to: Aaron Carter’s eating disorder and new album, mafia funeral ideas, incels, STDs, how Irish Jenny is, feature films, microchips for guests' brains, getting grounded, etc. etc. etc.

04 | Aaron Carter is Serving Nair-tinis in the Incel Box

In episode 3, Jen and Caroline discuss unclogging drains, Louis XIV, the first troll, blood parlors, straws at the party, the LSAT, body workers, and so much more.  

03 | The Roto-Router Guy is a Taxidermist with a Blood Parlor

This is a poorly produced episode 2 trailer that will leave you asking, "why did I subscribe to this?" or, "who are these idiots?" but mostly, "will I be invited to their party?"  Stay tuned to find out. 

02 | Don’t Ask Us About This Juicy Morsel (Trailer)

With Jen's 29th birthday rapidly approaching in 360 days, Jen and Caroline get down to business and start party planning. Music cred to Robyn. 

01 | All I Want For My Birthday Is A Flu Shot (Pilot)

A fun podcast about planning Jen's 29th Golden Birthday Party. Tune in to follow the party planning journey of a lifetime!