You Haven't Seen What? / Crime Files Movie Podcast

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A married couple's quest to rectify the wrongs of their partner never seeing culturally relevant movies. (Mostly 1980s, but we dabble in other decades.) The Crime Files specifically examines crime movies and their impact upon societal perceptions of law enforcement.

Ep 34: Jaws: The Revenge (1987) - HOLIDAY SPECIAL - “I’ve always wanted to make love to an angry welder. I’ve dreamed of nothing else since I was a small boy.”

December 24, 2020

Jaws spawn seeks revenge on the surviving Brody family members. Joelle - "Find your fucking holiday joy, Grinch!" Parry - "Brody the Shark Slayer"

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Ep: 33 - The Witches of Eastwick (1987) - "Have another cherry."

October 31, 2020

Death, divorce, and desertion leaves three friends desperate for love, attention, and sex...and then the Devil appears. Joelle - "I was not able to ea...

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Ep: 32 - Hocus Pocus (1993) - "You sold your soul! You’re the ugliest thing that ever lived and you know it!"

October 26, 2020

Witches, some kids, a talking cat, lots of screaming, and a virgin. Parry - "Test audiences have ruined better films" Joelle - "This film is so white ...

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Real Genius You Havent Seen What-Ep 31

September 25, 2020

A 15 year-old college freshman genius is mentored by a brilliant but flippant senior who teaches him that all work and no play can make Mitch a dull –...

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Ep: 30 - KIDCO (1984) - "The USA was the greatest place in the world, and then they had to go and bust KIDCO."

August 21, 2020

The Cessna siblings make money out of manure. Parry - "I was not the Alex P. Keaton of Poop." Joelle - "You are killing my light and fluffy!"

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The Silence of the Lambs (1991) - BONUS MINISODE - "Love your suit."

February 28, 2020

Parry: Do Werther's taste better if they come from a cardigan pocket? Joelle: Werther's is my jam.

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Crime Files - Ep 5: The Silence of the Lambs (1991) - PART 2 - "Quid Pro Quo"

January 31, 2020

This is the second part of our discussion about The Silence of the Lambs (not LIVE) where we talk soundtrack smashes, production notes, and real world...

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Crime Files - Ep 4 LIVE at ASC: The Silence of the Lambs (1991) - "They don't have a name for what he is."

January 10, 2020

Various animals are exposed to man's inhumanity to man. This episode was recorded LIVE at the ASC (The American Society of Criminology) 75th Annual C...

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CLUE - BONUS MINISODE - "Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong and disposable."

December 20, 2019

Parry - We're staying together for my Father. Joelle: Yes, Drummer Cat.

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Crime Files - Ep 3: The Shawshank Redemption (1994) - "How can you be so obtuse?"

November 27, 2019

They send you to Shawshank for life, and that's exactly what they take. Joelle: "You wanna bring your wine the the theater? Great! Put that shit in a ...

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