John lost his phone and he was sad. He was gonna get a flip-phone, but he didn't. He was gonna be a rebel and not get another smartphone, just so that he wasn't like everyone else. It's like how the two of us grew up near the beach but rebelled against the beach...or Bruce Springsteen. We both like Bruce now, though. That's how it is.

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Zero Fix #9: James Bond, beaches, rebellion, war, death, Springsteen and Robocop

John woke up to some screaming the other night. He got scared, so he told me all about it. It may or may not have included a spiky iron dildo. Maybe it didn't. Let's say it did. Either way, John got scared. Then we talked about Transformers.

Zero Fix #8: Shrieking in the night, New York mania, and childhood movies

In the end, Zero Fix won't make it all better. But for about an hour a week, it will. It's a losing game, but we're going down together. So let's laugh, cry, and yell about it! Join John and Pete for Zero Fix Podcast, your weekly non-fix.