Business
Oh gross! You found a long orange hair snaking its way through your split pea soup. That can only mean one thing...That Donald Trump is your server! But think about it? What could he say that could possibly make you lose your appetite? Picture this, you're sitting at a pricey French restaurant and he offers to decant your French wine with a little French tongue. What's wrong with that? He knows the French. He eats their fries all the time. Or you're in a Rosita Mexicana. El Presidente walks up to the table and instead of carding you, asks to see your papers. That's legal, isn't it? You can't escape the guy. He's at your favorite Chinese joint, pouring the tea and slapping tariffs on your bill. He's allowed. He has Rudy G backing him up. Yes, that's Donald Trump the server. By all accounts, the greatest server who ever lived. Who has the biggest customer base since restaurants were invented. So if Donald Trump was really your server, what would happen? Well, in the end, he'd be fired. Contact Host Eric Levine at: eric@tipnotincluded.com