Comedy
Join the squad for the second half of our dive into the 90’s not-so-brilliant bust, The Bodyguard! Brie hates that a common theme in the movie seems to be exploiting her girl Whitney. Sista is hung up on the ZERO chemistry between our two stars. And Megan haaaaates that white knight trope. Alternative titles include: 1) Poor Choices Were Made, 2) Trope Walmart, 3) Make Out Head Grabs, 4) Girls Can’t Say F*ck, 5) 0 to Samurai Flirting, 6) Bulletproof Buttons, 7) Samurai Sword Panties, 8) Hungover Play Dates, 9) Don’t Threaten People You’ve Been Inside Of, 10) Bodyguard Police, 11) Double Turtleneck Action