TheRothShow

#24 David Lee Roth Rocks Vegas

The street of dreams,Every bet a sure thing,Savage Streets,Gang Girls and dream peddlers,Orgy Town,2 hot for hell,Fraternity of Shame,V is for Vegas,Sweet as sin and twice as dangerous,..Vegas was just the sales girl, her product was depravity,The musky fragrance of sativa clung to her lips,In that strange, savage world of night, Roth was the undisputed king. 

#27: The street of dreams,

um-um-um-um-um-um-um!78 RPMHellzapoppin'Blinknumissit..This is why we have matinees..I always though Garfunkel had the best nameIf you’re going to San Fransisco..Big Mamma JoplinDesafinado (Out of Tune)The heels are alive..Full Contact MusicWhat happened to your eyebrows..I left my heart in Panorama city..Gameful employment = .. 6 Minutes of Bohemian pain and courage

#26 um-um-um-um-um-um-um!

Silver DollGrand Slam Bonanza Babes5 SongsHot Slots and Calamity CubesDamaged lives on the road to ruin, (Sounds like a weekend to me..)Moby Dick in a Goldfish BowlDangerous curves and Mid Level Fury..A noisy little Town on a Saturday night, (and every other night too..)Sin City Peep ShowShimmy, Shake and Celebrate..A night at the follies 

#25: Las Vegas Confidential

#23 The Chinese are coming, the Chinese are coming..Equal opportunity annoyance..As is Dayton, so are we..A whole new way of things..Working For the WeekendMiller timeSome Folks from outta townTireless Self expression, (The American Way)Cultural Mathematics;Wonder Bread x Burrito = Egg roll Disneyland ÷ by General Tso = ?Chain-gang Cantaloupes Communication breakdown..Gomez saves the day -Ramirez saves the day -Lopez saves the day -Oh wait a minute..

#23 The Chinese are coming, the Chinese are coming..

Gun SchoolBut I’m angry right now..Is that a gun in your pocket..?In America we say it with bullets..The need for an armed MorticianThe original point and click interfaceGun handling ain’t marksmanship..45-caliber genetic engineeringSize MattersDefensive leisure wearI think you just shot me.. (13 times)Manda BalaGunsmokeEverything that comes in black..Get rid of that nickel-plated sissy-pistol..10 favorite gun cleaning accidents..Incoming fire impact (chopstick in the hole)Straight outta tinseltown

#22 - Gun School

Whether you are a boxer, ballerina, bull rider or porn star...We all limp off the set, clutching an ice pack to one body part or another...Our respect and shout-outs to show-people everywhere!

#21 Our respect and shout-outs to show-people everywhere!

An endless event of cycles..Shoulder Motor SymphonyBoom in the Room..I see more of what’s around me, (Cause I ain’t looking’ for a place to park..)Diamond Dave rocks Vegas!Party Like a RockstarIn Space no-one can hear you whine..First Taste of FreedomTry to remember how fast it goes..Big Apple Face-plant..Black Sabbath UK 1978 (22 Cities, 1 sauce)Welcome back my friends..Hat tricks and Helmet TipsCross town trafficPony Bike (Gentlemen start your coffins..)TachypsychiaFat Tire camp fire storiesPapas got a brand new Bike..

#20 e-bike believer

TITLE: Green Hornets..Freeze; Where’s Roth?Looking for a needle in a..The perfect HotdogMy my, things are particularly clean today.TITLE: About an hour and a half above the Kentucky border..The scenic Route (Off-road comfort on a dog-nose seat) In case you need the phone, just knock..New York City, New Years Eve; 2 days later.Cross-Training (Gymnastics for the brain).TITLE: The best thing about Tokyo.. Its the smell, if there’s such a thing.Who called the ambulance? (Floyd Patterson?)Every City has a North Tower..

#16 Green Hornets..

Combat HippieThe Mojo DojoPasadena Battle Club50 Ways to choke your brother..Pantry BoxingA Bruiser HaircutLast Gas till Tokyo..Ronin Away Warning; This episode contains violence, nudity and constant peril..Aragoto (Rough Style)The stars and the scars..Peace, Love and heavy weaponsBeginner’s SpiritThe tapout adds 60 Summers..Kazushi!More dangerous than a family reunion..A dog shaped day

#18: Combat Hippie

BBQ ain’t just for breakfast anymore..Just don’t tell my boss..I’m not sure where we are, but it’s great..If you want a good donut..Actually, I’m I’m on the corner of walk and don’t walkNairobi TelegraphSwazi RadioCrocodile Sherbet (Iguana Flan)Alcho-logic I would never ask you to endanger your health or safety (Unless I thought it would be really entertaining..)VW Bus with a bustle rackSocial Platforms, 1970 (It was more like walking around on top of your shoes..)Livin’ the low-lifeCosta Rican Parking TicketMe no speakee surf..Cammo on the dance floorFavella High-tech

#17 Otisha’s Shape Shop

Untouched by Human handsIon Bru for a ten spot..Pot LuckIf you had to live in a beer ad, which one would you choose..?The Patron Saint of Midnight..How I became a relationship god (part 12)A PHD in THCNot popular like beer, more like French Fries..Cultivate your buzzShould I make another sex tape?Breakfast of Champions..Timing is everything, (What time do the dead go on?)..Truth Dipped in SugarSimulating Autism with a beer can..Infusion ConfusionPut the lime in the coconut (Smoke ‘em both up)..Microwave Cocktails

#16: David Lee Roth’s 4th of July Christmas Special..

No parking on the dance floor.. A beautiful shining star of superstitionGirl FriendlyFour Part Harmony, (sometimes 3)..So, I came back this morning..No Dying on the dance floor.. Last time I was on a stage this low..Me 2 but not you DaveLegs and Lungs..5 45s in a first class dive..This means war (on the dance floor)..3 on a match, 5 on a smoke..Why Ed never spoke to Dave again.. (There was friction early)Hey WTF, it runs..A Jackson State sonic boom of the South kinda attitude..

#15 No parking on the dance floor..

Powered by IRN BRU..A Fist to face confrontation..The trouble with Bru is a week later I’m drowsy again..When I’m a hamburger..No animals were harmed in the testing of this product..In fact nothing natural has been anywhere near this product.Songs for my dogYour hairy little face..No-one plays ball like you..Let’s just sit here forever..Let’s just sit here forever some more..The mysterious noise.Am I stupid for buying Smart Water?If l Believe it, I'll see it (I guess)..Your paying for what’s not in the bottle.Water makes rust..And this one makes you tall..The red pill or the Blue pill.. (What happens if I take them both at once?)

#14 David Lee Roth tries Scotland’s IRN BRU, for the first time..

The traveller and the tourist..Architecture with a sense of humorBillion Dollar BabiesI need bicycles, lots of bicycles..Honking at the devil..The secret languageDutch funk in the summertime..Band MeetingThe Pink Pop mix (Thats nothing, you should see the guest list)..Godless BastardsThe book of LiesSomewhere just south of nowhere..Somewhere over the rainbow Bar and Grill..And so, it begins..Is it the casting or the script?The grown Folks tableBig rig hemp and the bad boys driven’..I actually knew a stripper who had a pitbull named “detox"..If you smelt, it you got dealt it