Comedy
Planning a holiday? Why not cross the lesser barrier mountains and spend some time on circle-jerk beach? Or come with me to the Slash Fiction Sea and together we can create a new ending to Zack Snyder's Batman Vs. Superman. Not the ending we got, but the one we deserve. Let's fuck where everybody can see BUT ABSOLUTELY NOT TOUCH. And please, let's never call it 'sexy time' ever, ever again. Except Borat, because that guy is HILARIOUS.