Comedy
Aaaaaaaaand we’re BACK! Strap on your boots for a surprise goblet-filled grocery store journey of a podcast episode. This week, your friendly neighborhood Esther and Kristin definitely don’t talk any more about Game of Thrones (except they totally do because uggghhhhhhhhh). Once that is out of the way, they get on to the MUCH more pleasant comparison that is this week’s duel: DOES CAT PEE OR CAT POO SMELL WORSE? This is the most contentious duel yet! Each lady’s answer will shock you! The last two sentences may or may not be lies! Also, Humpty Dumpty comes back and no one is sure how they feel about it. Takeaway quote: “I’ve cleaned up a lot of poopy mistakes my cats have made” Alternate quote: “Sorry for cursing, please don’t let your daughters listen” Highlights: +WE HAVE CLAPS, NOT *THE* CLAP, OKAY??? +Kristin goes on an adventure in Leaving the House and Talking to Strangers at the grocery store +This episode was recorded MERE HOURS before the Game of Thrones series finale aired, so we talk mad shit about the penultimate episode while stating our expectations for the finale +The LMM Ten Duel Commandments intro to this weeks duel GETS PERFECTED because WE ARE AMAZING +The cat pee/poo debate devolves into Tales of Kristin’s Childhood Cat and how little of a crap (PUN NOT INTENDED) he gave re: making new friends +Esther thinks sleeping on a warm printer is a very smart idea! Call of Duty players: if you’re listening, WE LOVE YOU! TROLL THE RESPAWN!