This week we’re talking boob tattoos, matching kinks, and helpful sea turtles. Also, we’re going to tell you some stories – Maggie is covering the serial killer Jerry Brudos and Dreia will tell us the creepy story of the Seguin Lighthouse and how you really should learn more than one song on the piano if you’re going to be cooped up in a lighthouse with your husband for years.

We Are The Worst

A Human Backpack

Maggie covers Albert Fish and Dreia talks about the panic caused by Haley's Comet.

Jesus in a Cowboy Hat

This week we’re going spelunking with ghouls and cookies and then we’ll be wrestling in a yurt. Or something like that. Dreia has the worst story this week and will be telling us the tale of John Edward Jones who went to explore the Nutty Putty Cave in Utah and unfortunately did not make it out. Maggie’s up next with the story of Khutulun – a Mongolian woman who refused to marry unless her betrothed could beat her in a wrestling match. We love Khutulun.

So, Where the Lava Is?

We're feeling nostalgic this week, so prepare for a lot of conversation about The Disney Channel, TGIF, and dial up internet. We'll also pepper in some content about Rodney Alcala (also known as the Dating Game killer) and Raphael Gray and his audacity. Thanks for joining us this week, friends!

The Museum King

Welcome aboard the HMS Trash Panda – where wine is flowing, ghosts are friends, and North Dakota does not exist. Join us in our canoes as we discuss the case of Brittney Nicole Wood and the story of the badass Marie Dorion. As always, thanks for listening! We’ll see you next week!

HMS Trash Panda

Hello friends! Thanks so much for not quitting us after we took last week off. We are back and, we had a few technical difficulties, so if you hear weird laughter or Dreia sings about naked ghosts or Maggie disappears entirely – it’s probably ghosts and not our power getting knocked out in the middle of the recording. Welcome to another fun installment of We Are the Worst where we will tell you all about the worst stories humanity has to offer. This week, Maggie will be recounting the Chowchilla Bus Kidnapping and Dreia is covering the London Bridge and its relocation to Arizona. Apparently, in the afterlife, you are allowed to make your ghost body do and go wherever, which is why William Wallace’s head is sometimes in Arizona. Okay, buckle up and get ready for the most fun! Thanks so much for listening!

Is That a Foot?

Hello and welcome to another episode of We Are the Worst – the podcast where we aren’t entirely sure what cottagecore is, but we might also be living it? Don’t worry, while Maggie’s kitchen looks like a crime scene, Dreia is going to talk about an actual crime scene that happened in Florida a few years back. That’s right folks, she’s going for the bath salts murders – otherwise known as the story of Austin Harrouff, so get ready to be sad. After that, Maggie gets her crime scene kitchen in order just in time to bring up the mood with the story of Dr. Mary Edwards Walker – the badass Civil War surgeon who refused to conform to society’s expectations, was a staunch feminist, and was the only female recipient of the Medal of Honor. She’s our new hero for sure. As always, thanks so much for listening and remember – put on some pants and live your life.

Pickle Those Pickles!

Have you ever seen a camel running? Let’s talk about how fun it would be to have that same running camel dressed completely in armor as a… BATTLE CAMEL! Battle camels aside, we want to talk to you this week about Katherine Ferrers aka The Wicked Lady, that cartoon fox (you know the one), camel math, and the feral camel population in the United States. We had the most fun with this episode and we hope you have the most fun listening. As always, thank you for being our friend. Join us next week for another bananas episode of Battle Camels!

Camel Technology

Does anyone actually know where Dreia lives? Maggie sure doesn’t. But that’s off topic – this week, we’re discussing Keith Sapsford and how teenagers don’t always make the best decisions as well as the lead mask case and how everyone in the 1960s and 70s was high all the time. Come listen for all the fun and maybe we can figure out together where Dreia actually lives.

Never Listen to the Words that I Say

This week on We Are the Worst, we are discussing the love connection between Dreia and the FBI agent who has been trailing her as well as The Spanish Flu! Ever wonder about why it’s called The Spanish Flu or how it killed people (possibly up to 6% of the entire world’s population at the time) or how we are seeing parallels in policy and public reaction in the current pandemic situation today? Well, you’re in luck, because we’re going to talk about it a lot! PS – please be a hero and wear a mask and wash your hands. Kthanksbye.

My FBI Agent

Did anyone have any idea that we may be nerds? We might just be realizing it now. Join us this week as we talk Doctor Who, the abandoned settlement of Dudleytown, Harry Potter, water babies (no, not the floppy rubber toys you fill with water), and Cthulu. Please do your best to keep that box closed and listen on your favorite podcatching app.

Do You Want Cthulu in Your Life?

We aren’t womansplaining this week, but we are woman heavy in this episode and we’re not sorry about it. Dreia has the honor of covering our sadder topic of the week and she does a great job of it when she discusses Spain’s first ever same-sex marriage. Listen, these women wanted to marry each other, and they found a way to trick everyone into believing that they weren’t actually two women getting married. Maggie’s story starts off pretty sad but has a happy ending – she’s going to tell you about Madame C.J. Walker and how she was born into poverty but became the first black female millionaire in US history. We’re pretty into her.

Seashell Boobs and a Fanny Pack

So, we’ve got a depressing story and a fun story for you again this week. Are you ready? Dreia is responsible this week for completely ruining the mood with her story of William Suff. Suff murdered his infant child and was sent to prison for 70 years but only served 10 years of that sentence. His early release provided him with the opportunity to murder so many sex workers throughout the course of the 80s. To this day, he is in prison, on death row, and is a great cook. Maggie’s story is just a bunch of weirdness in the form of a mermaid story from Germany. Yes, we know that mermaids probably don’t exist, but just in case, don’t promise to give them anything. Now, this particular story involves a mermaid, the definition of a cooper, some shapeshifting, a princess, and a dragon. Things are going to get a little bit silly, so buckle up. Don’t forget to follow us on social media: Facebook and Instagram: @wearetheworstthepodcast Twitter: @watw_podcast Email: wehavebeentheworst@gmail.com Patreon: patreon.com/wearetheworst

Give Me the Happiness

Hey Friends! We hope you didn’t miss us too much while we were gone. We certainly missed you! We’ve got good news and some not so good stories for you because WE ARE BACK! So, lets dive in, shall we? In our new format, we’ve decided to tell one huge bummer story first and then follow it up with less of a bummer – this way, we’re not ruining your life too much. How does that sound? Good? GREAT! Maggie is up first with this week’s big bummer and (we think) the truly important story of the murder of Fred Hampton. Hampton was a rising star in the Black Panther Party in Chicago in the late 60s until he crossed J. Edgar Hoover’s radar. You see, Hoover was not a fan of the Black Panthers or Martin Luther King Jr. or the civil rights movement in general and he launched a subversive campaign designed to discredit leaders within the civil rights movement and, ultimately, sow violence throughout their groups. Hoover launched an assault on the Black Panther Party in Chicago and on December 4, 1969, Hampton was murdered by the FBI in cold blood. Dreia would like to tell you all about the Forbidden Experiment. This experiment has been tested out at least four times in recorded history with the same gruesome results, and yet, people keep wanting to try it out. The idea behind the experiment is that at one point, all of humanity spoke the same language, so these “scientists” decided that the universal language could actually be determined by raising babies without human interaction. Clearly, this is incorrect, and the babies died. It is for sure not a good experiment and we do not recommend it. Thanks for listening, friends! We’ve missed you a ton and we’re thrilled to be back! You can find us on the online: Facebook and Instagram: @wearetheworstthepodcast Twitter: @watw_podcast Email: wehavebeentheworst@gmail.com Patreon: patreon.com/wearetheworst

Little Sprinkles of Positivity

Hello Friends! As we are sure you're aware, we are in the middle of a global pandemic. While we are sheltering in place and taking precautions to remain physically healthy, the current situation has taken a pretty big toll on our mental health and we have made the difficult decision to put the podcast on hiatus for a month. We will be using this time to regroup, practice some much needed self-care, and to make a few changes to the show. We truly appreciate all of the love and support you have shown us throughout the past year and a half and we can't wait to come back to you all on June 16th! Until then, please take care of your mental and physical health - we love you all! We are the worst, Andreia and Maggie

We're Going on Hiatus

Maggie and Andreia are here to ruin your day with the worst stories that humanity has to offer. We will be sharing true crime, occult, and other stories that are generally bummers with you every Tuesday.