I was djing a wedding a few weeks ago, when I noticed the ENTIRE bridal party was MIA at dinner time.  Curious to where they all went to, I started to investigate.  When I found them, I thought for sure I was also going to find a corpse!    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Crockett

AUDIO: A Death at a Wedding?

What the hell happened to all parking meters in Scranton!? I TRIED to park in downtown Scranton to shop at a local business and I couldn't do it!  Who thought this new system was a good idea?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fired Up! Parking Meters in Scranton!

Boy am I fired up!  I HATE HATE HATE going to Wal Mart in search for an employee who can unlock the razor case for me.  There has to be an easier solution to the razor case!  At this point I will spend the additional $6 to just not deal with it!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FIRED UP: Finding the key for Razors!

I have discovered something recently.  If I wait before I hang up with my mom, I am guaranteed to get some sort of funny exchange between my parents.  See, my mom doesn't hang up the phone after you say bye, she waits for you to do it!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AUDIO: Crockett waits before he hangs up!

My parents always had different  approaches to us kids growing up.  Some parents would be, beyond hurt to hear their child say "I hate you!"  But my parents, it never fazed them.  Take notes parents.  This is how mama crockett dealt with her sons.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What to do when your kid says I hate you.

A new segment I'm calling "Backstage Pass".  People are always asking me if I have stories about country artists and what it's like backstage.  So I figured, "Why keep them all to myself?"  So here ya go, short stories from backstage, throughout my radio career!  Kicking us off in the debut episode, Mr. Cole Swindell!   Hear about us taking shots and talking pro wrestling... of course!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode 1: Backstage Pass: Cole Swindell!

A new study found 55% of people do not throw out their plastic containers.  I am on of the 55%. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't throw away the take out containers!

Over the weekend, it dawned on me, probably a little too late, that I was looking like a major weirdo.  I mean... a MAJOR weirdo.  I honestly don't know how anyone at the wedding woke up the next morning and thought, "Hey that Crockett is a nice guy.'  Instead they probably woke up and said, "Wow.  That dude is weeeird."    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AUDIO: Crockett: The Weirdo Staring Creep

Theme park expert and youtube celebrity and Dunmore's own, Paging Mr. Morrow joined the show today!   We discussed everything Knoebels! Check it out now!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AUDIO: Paging Mr. Morrow joins the show to talk Knoebels!

I wish I was lying, but I may have been the WORST baseball player in the history of little league baseball.  I had ZERO interest in playing, but my father made me play year after year.  He was probably hoping something would "click".  Sadly for him, it never did. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I was the WORST at baseball!

Yup, you read that right.  I accidentally shaved off both of my eyebrows Saturday morning.  You may be asking yourself, "How does one accidentally shave off not one, but both of their eyebrows?"   Well, I clear that all up in the audio.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

AUDIO: How I accidentally shaved off BOTH of my eyebrows!

Back in the day, my mom was Miss Fashion when it came to my brother and me.  Seriously we had custom made turtle necks... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Crockett's mom was Miss Fashion in the 90's.

This maybe be the DUMBEST problem to have.  Seriously, you will listen to this and roll your eyes.  You might just roll them straight out of your head it's so dumb!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Crockett's Coffee Conundrum!

I decided to take a stroll down the beauty aisle in Rite Aid the other night, in order to take care of some of these blackheads on my nose.  Little did I know how bad this can hurt!   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'll admit it! You ladies are underappreciated!

I found an article that asked the question, "Should you buy your kids rabbits for Easter?"  I didn't even have to read the article because I can give you the answer in one simple answer.  No.  Why?  Well, just listen and find out.    See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.