Beirut. STS is going to Hell.

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In this astonishingly professional podcast, we discuss Beirut and it's libertarian implications, leading to the realization that there is so much to talk about that it will likely take 3 episodes to truly finish.  And we all realize that not only is this podcast going to Hell, but so are we. All 3 of us. No doubt in my mind. And then we will probably get kicked out of Hell after Satan listens to the podcast. Hell has standards.  We'll wind up in super Hell, where only the very worst souls wind up. Like canadian geese, people who apperently don't know your supposed to sh*t with your @$$ ON the seat in public restrooms, that one guy who can't understand English but still thinks it's ok to answer phone calls as a Cab Dispatcher, the French, those bus drivers who can't wait 5 f***ing seconds for you to catch up before driving off without you, those bus drivers who don't wait for you to sit down before breaking the speed limit, libertarians a holes who won't shut up about how you'r not a real libertarian, all the people who are CLEARLY not real libertarians and refuse to admit it no matter how loudly I point it out, libertarian dicks who have nothing better to do than fight with other libertarians online, libertarian pussies who wont pick a side in libertarian fights because "they hate drama" or some snowflake bullsh*t, libertarians with a different opinion than me because they won't admit they're wrong, libertarians who agree with me because they don't have the spine to get their own f***ing opinion and have to steal mine, capital l Libertarians because they suck all the dicks, lower L libertarians because they think they're so special and superior, conservatives who call themselves libertarian because they are clearly retarded individuals who like to LARP as freedom fighters but are busy licking the taint of theocrates, the power hungry traditionalists, the military and the police, pretending to serve one God while worshiping the state, libertarians who call themselves conservatives because a doctor's husband (who couldn't find the devil's doorbell without detailed visual aids) with a dumb @$$ hat couldn't spend 5 minutes using Google, libertarians who won't call themselves libertarians because "libertarians are toxic" are some stupid sh*t like that. And any other libertarians, because libertarians suck. Oh, and anyone named Larry.